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General DiscussionWhen these Valve shitters gonna fix mm? Feel free to post your one-si...

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Vaikiss`742.

    since when slark and viper is caries ?

    bum farto

      Honestly, looks like those two did ok. They weren't that far behind in GPM and were well ahead in kills.

      Looks like the PL/Kotl farming game didn't pay off. Also stop reviving this trash thread as people said above enough is enough.

      Papa Het

        http://dotabuff.com/matches/227978714

        despite all the feeding going on: Why on earth was I teamed up with players who have so much more experience then I do?

        Totentanz to The King: M ...

          Wtf you pick carry too and Linken's on PL? Seriously?

          crying

            Valkiss`742, since when you stopped pretending ure a retard and became one?

            And yet another ''nice'' game of this shitty matchmaking.

            http://dotabuff.com/matches/228843576

            Magnus doesnt buy ANY items, kotl farming woods. Really the most predictive thing in the world is d2's mm.

            6_din_49

              http://dotabuff.com/matches/228885662
              How did I get in this match? Look at the number of games of each visible player.

              Sōu ka

                because it's solo MM and it uses a separate MMR system?

                crying

                  6_din_49, so what? I always get 100-200 wins guys in my team being on 1200 wins.

                  6_din_49

                    Yeah, but these guys have like 20 wins when I have like 400.

                    Probably matchmaking was like this: -> searching 10 players with ~50 games, ~51% win rate; found only 9; let's put this guy with 800 games into one of the teams and we're good.

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                    Sōu ka

                      no it is using a separate MMR, what the fuck's so hard to understand that

                      people complaining about MM when they cant fucking grasp a concept so simple

                      crying

                        6_din_49, matchmaking is a pure random, thats all. One should be a true idiot to argue about that.

                        Another shitty one-sided loss, cant remember when I had non one-sided game solo.

                        http://dotabuff.com/matches/229201460

                        Warlock farming blink, sups getting 0 wards. Bgwp.

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                        Sōu ka

                          your problem is that you don't want to play with retards, but you sir are one of the most obnoxious ones
                          if there was a system that could identify a retard with 100% accuracy you still wouldn't be satisfied, they could even be developing a continuous scale of retardation that fit perfectly and you'd still be upset because you lack any perception of reasonability

                          crying

                            ^ So a retard is a guy that plays better than some newbs in his team?

                            Gtfo, your 2 years experience of dota just doesnt make you good enough.

                            Sōu ka

                              you think you are better than them but criticizing doesn't make you better, realizing their mistakes doesn't make you better

                              playing a decent game of dota doesn't mean you should win it
                              if you play solo you'll end up losing games even though you didn't do anything wrong eventually, that would even be happening in a perfect MM system
                              the system is far from being perfect at the moment, partially because it allows people to stack which disguises their 'true skill' even further than by just being inaccurate in terms of rating development and yes it is sort of random what kind of players you get in your games but the search range actually is not as great as it may seem in the actual game

                              most people are retards
                              you can't blame valve for that, and you don't seem to be that deserving to be playing in a particularly mannered environment yourself
                              valve can't change human nature, even though they are kind of trying it with their stupid mute system (have never been muted)

                              and i've played in several leagues in DotA and i've seen different leagues developing their rating system and they were all fucked up for the most part

                              bum farto

                                How is this post still alive, I thought you, Neopunk & Kidades were stacking and doing only Ursa strats which seemed to be going well for you.

                                crying

                                  ^ Well we're not even abusing. All bad players, on their side, abuse mm as it just made such shit to favour them. Why are u so retarded to understand this?

                                  Sōu ka

                                    thats how you get 80 games on dire in a row? because they got all the bad players

                                    Chris.

                                      Kegel I told you already that the team selection is not random.

                                      Sōu ka

                                        doesn't really matter though, does it?
                                        if it was weighted differently you would have dodged more games

                                        Chris.

                                          Depends, stop being ignorant and follow me more than you might figure it out one day.

                                          Sōu ka

                                            i think you are confusing ignorance with indifference

                                            i just like how he's pretending to win without having to abuse, potentially inflates his MMR and then goes back to solo queuing complaining that he can't win games, he couldn't win before his MMR was that high and then keeps blaming his shit on valve, which is actually quite funny.

                                            Chris.

                                              I don't even complain. I am actually quite happy. If dota annoys me I don't play it until I feel like doing so again. I don't bother you with my stuff ( I don't spam around about it ). Basically I just do my thing. So spread some love and be happy everyone.

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                                              Sōu ka

                                                i was addressing you so when i said he i meant your friend with the bunny or lama head as his profile picture

                                                i really don't care what you're doing in your games and the only reason i originally exposed it is because i thought it would be entertaining to get your reaction

                                                Chris.

                                                  Was it entertaining so? :)

                                                  Sōu ka

                                                    well it was alright
                                                    it's not like i expected something great to come out of this

                                                    Chris.

                                                      Sorry for not making the flamewar you would have liked^^

                                                      Sōu ka

                                                        if i wanted attention for that shit i would have made a thread

                                                        crying

                                                          IsThatHowYouLikeYourPancakes, ure just plain retarded. Im telling that I have shitty idiots in my team that go for 0-10 score as a carry or farm woods as sups and u tell me that I lose games cuz Im too bad? Really? Open your shitty blind eyes please.

                                                          I know its hard to accept than Im better than ure or than 95% of players in this game, but pls try to do it.

                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/230685668

                                                          Oh come on. Afk farming vlad doom woods and a shitty leaver.

                                                          I didnt expect such shit even from this mm.

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                                                          Sōu ka

                                                            seems like you've lost all your lanes and then you start blaiming your lvl 5 doom and go afk

                                                            learn to play my platinum friend

                                                            Ming (Zufälliger König)

                                                              this has to be the longest fucking thread ever

                                                              congratz to op for being successful attentionwhore

                                                              crying

                                                                IsThatHowYouLikeYourPancakes, it was not me who lost lanes idiot. Is it so hard to accept the truth, my low kda friend?

                                                                Ming [HAZE GONE], its all of u who gave me attention, so gratz. You will better argue the obvious facts than accept it, what can I do about that? :p

                                                                http://dotabuff.com/matches/230704295

                                                                Pairing me with trash carry and russian mid against 4800 team of friends. Huehue. Any incoming argument about mm is shit is invalid from now on, rly bros.

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                                                                Swiftending

                                                                  so u buy a blink as long as the game goes south, blink in the woods, stop playing and stay the lowest lvl just so u can inflate ur kda and then call out others on it?

                                                                  fucking trash lmao no wonder u were 49% win until u started playing ursa wisp treant every game

                                                                  Sōu ka

                                                                    it certainly wasn't the jungling doom who has lost all your lanes either but yet you flame him

                                                                    there are plenty of decent people with like 48% wr, i don't know why people think that's so important, winning like 2 games more out of 100

                                                                    Papa Het

                                                                      http://dotabuff.com/matches/231005035

                                                                      Some games are just flat out depressing. I played bat mid against nightstalker, had my best mid game yet, completely outplayed the stalker, earliest blinkdagger I've EVER had... But jesus where my mates stupid assholes. Ofc NOT A SINGLE ward or sentry in the Rikki-Lane, Rikki and Elder got beyond fat, game was over.
                                                                      And ofc the most flaming noob-calling douchebag was... The 1-13 Visage. Who else. That kind of player who's the worst on the map but think's he's the best, feeds, flames everyone else.
                                                                      And oh yeah nyx left.

                                                                      Had probably 3 games similar to this in a row. It's so fucking frustrating.

                                                                      Edit: on my level, determining skill is very easy: Just look at the number of bkb's. The enemy team made despite the stomp 3 bkbs. There is just no way this game was balanced in any way shape or form. No fucking way.

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                                                                      Relentless

                                                                        I know! they were afraid of being stunned by your leaver nyx...or maybe the pro micro on the familiars of the 1-13-4 visage or maybe the bkbs were to block the necro and bats ults....hmm....I know! They wanted to focus eclipse beams onto the other heroes to screw them.

                                                                        On another note, Luna is the only other player in the game with stats on and she has 46% win rate. How did you get into this game?

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                                                                        Papa Het

                                                                          They made bkbs because they could, the game was already over and they knew I was the only half decent player on the map who could pick them off with my ult. That's not even the point.

                                                                          The point is that there are games which you already lost at minute 0 and there's nothing you could do about that. It's extremely frustrating and interestingly enough this happens the most after a decent winningstreak.

                                                                          Relentless

                                                                            Just pls tell us what you did to get into this game so we won't do it....don't say win streaks I can't help winning a lot. I refuse to throw games to break up the win streaks.

                                                                            I just played two in a row with intentional losers...not a good day.

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                                                                            Papa Het

                                                                              how the hell should I know. If it's just coincidence I'd be even more depressing. I'm just wondering how you can play 200-300 games and still don't even know the basics about the game like warding the rikkilane. How the fuck is that possible after you play for 200+ hours.

                                                                              Relentless

                                                                                I can at least answer that because I've known people who played dota for 6 years and were still autoattacking. They just were never told or saw how to do it right ---not by anyone they believed anyway. Sometimes they would get some angry person flaming them...but most people simply never think of anything themselves. Not just in dota, but in everything. If they do not see it done they cannot do it.

                                                                                These people who I played with in dota 1 did not seem especially stupid. They were just ordinary people who played they game badly together and never knew any other way to do it. After 200 hours they may have never purchased a ward, may not know how to find them in the shop...lots of people just can't figure things like that out for themselves.

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                                                                                Papa Het

                                                                                  Well no one taught me the fucking game, I just knew from dota 1 that it was extremely difficult, so I started reading guides, watching the pro scene and learning a lot from purges videos. (I know, but as a beginner you can learn a lot from him.)

                                                                                  I just don't know how people get fun and excitement out of playing so bad, not even knowing the very basics of the game and then blame all the others. Sometimes I just wonder if the scene in dota is really that fucked ^^

                                                                                  Relentless

                                                                                    I think mostly its all the flashing lights and colors and the big sounds. Its exciting even if you have no idea what is happening.

                                                                                    So based on the handful of teams I've been on and DBR and such I figure my MMR must be around something like top 2 or 3%. But I was in a game last night where there was a guy who is on a team with 1600 tMMR, he must be near the bottom 2 or 3%. This was in the solo que...I'm sorry to say I accused him of throwing. I could not imagine someone that bad being in my game. He played storm and somehow fed 5 kills to the opposing mid solo invoker in 8 min. But maybe he really was that bad. Maybe the matching can really be that terrible.

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                                                                                    Papa Het

                                                                                      I think I need a break from dota... lol

                                                                                      Relentless

                                                                                        If I just knew at the start that he was horrible at dota I could have at least insisted that he let me take mid and had him go hide somewhere so he would not feed much. I could have tried to get him to take an easier hero, maybe an SK or something. But there is no way to know until you see the people play.

                                                                                        crying

                                                                                          IsThatHowYouLikeYourPancakes, good, at least you have enough brains not to say that this game against x5 stack with retards was fair. I even liked it.

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                                                                                            231648017

                                                                                            I rarely ever post anything about matchmaking because ive come to accept how fucked it is and I genuinely believe in the 50% system.

                                                                                            However no matter how well I play in my games, I am forced to play with people like the void, who was on mic the entire game telling everyone how to play. 0 map awareness on him, very frustrating but what ever.

                                                                                            I have my poor performances, I am not saying i am perfect but its very difficult to try and rise above when you are put with such hopeless players. I mean that in regards to my poor performances, I lack that drive to try and muster the team. very difficult to make a comeback with such hopeless players in most instances.

                                                                                            Papa Het

                                                                                              4 times lost now in a row, gotta love the MM losingstreaks

                                                                                              http://dotabuff.com/matches/231639536

                                                                                              that linkens on riki. That farmed lifestealer. That oh-no-support-'kay-i-play-4th-carry-necro.
                                                                                              Ah yeah, riki was russian. I feel like every 2nd rikiplayer is russian.

                                                                                              @ Icon: Goes in the same category as what rages me so hard. How on earth is a void on your level with probably around 1500-2000 games still 0-12-4. How. And why are those suckers put in our teams. Gosh

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                                                                                              kuba

                                                                                                Ok DotA, you wanna be uninstalled? You want to keep me frustrated every second day?

                                                                                                Day A: I win , lets say, 6 of 7 games. And I know, next day will be a shitty day thanks to MM.
                                                                                                Day B: I lose 5 games in a row. No chance games. Always the same procedure. I can handle my lane with my lanepartner. BUt teammates will die like flies.

                                                                                                50% 4 evaaaaa!

                                                                                                Only hope?
                                                                                                --> DotA2/uninstall.exe

                                                                                                Burn in hell valve

                                                                                                Papa Het

                                                                                                  EDIT: This is my rant, a childish, ragefilled rant, nothing more, nothing else. Enjoy:

                                                                                                  you know what? live long chlichee once again confirmed: The worst fucking people on this planet are in fact not the russians, it's the french. God how much I always hated the french, and now they invaded my beloved dota.

                                                                                                  Played random draft, got a 3 stack in my team, was thinking to myself: "mh cool, not bad".
                                                                                                  WRONG.
                                                                                                  SO
                                                                                                  FUCKING
                                                                                                  WRONG.

                                                                                                  THEY WERE FRENCH!!! GOD HELP US ALL

                                                                                                  The one frenchfrog wanted to do nightstalker mid, called mid before he even picked (fits right in the fucking picutre.) BUT THEN, the enemy team picked the nighstalker, so the frogs were pissed off to begin with. Well, our pissed of froggy went with TA and faced a puck mid.

                                                                                                  Yeah, you know what happened. He fed, and fed, and fed, and FED. Every time he died he dc'd, in rage, all the other froglings confirmed. This happend 3-4 times before the TA froggy dc'd for good and yeah, you guessed it, the other frogs disconnected as well. Very fucking funny. And this was a stack. A STACK. HOW DARE THEY EVEN PUT A FUCKING CLAN TAG IN FRONT OF THEIR FROGEATING FACES!!!

                                                                                                  So, a Phantom Assassin and myself were left in this mess, and we decided to piss the enemies off and we didn't left the game. Oh boy where they pissed off. 2 of them disconnected as well and the result was PA and myself having fun pissing the remaining three dudes off. Hell their nightstalker needed a fucking RAPIER to finish us off.

                                                                                                  What I have to admit though is that all this happened whilst me being muted last night (Wasn't justified, I just pointed some things out to our 0-13 visage).

                                                                                                  That's probably the main reason you don't wanna get muted, not because you can't communicate anymore, because you have to play with the real fucking rockbottom of dota.

                                                                                                  So if you see a clan with the tag

                                                                                                  iTwT_ZooPhile 4ever <3 (Yes, one's really called that), avoid and report.

                                                                                                  oh yes, to make the game perfect I leveled up and I got a playerscard and a common item for invo. Fucking depressing shit

                                                                                                  EDIT: I'm an idiot, I forgot the matchlink: http://dotabuff.com/matches/232037152

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                                                                                                  crying

                                                                                                    ^ MM seems to be working pretty good, as I can see again.