Hello. Long time 34-year old touchless lurker here. Apologies for my English, it's not my native language. I finally did it. I had sex. It was with a girl from a town near where I live so I had to drive to her. We met on an online dating site and have been talking online for two months before finally she agreed to go on a date. To be honest, I never thought it was gonna happen, but I talked with her because it felt good getting at least some attention from the opposite sex, even if through online messaging. So one day I ask her out (for the third time, she ignored the first two or made up excuses), and she said YES. I was really excited and read a lot of articles online to prepare for all possible scenarios, sex included (even though I didn't believe I'd have sex on the very first date, but still). As I was getting in my car I realized I was very nervous, literally my hands were shaking, so I drank a bit of whiskey (I drink sometimes because of my depression problems and in my country it's not hard to get away with driving drunk). Don't judge me for it, please, because you don't know my life story. However, it was important to mention that because I then had an accident on the road, outside of the city, I hit a pole, no big deal but I think it was more because of the nervousness than the alcohol. Neither me nor the car was very damaged. I mention it because it's important later. I arrived at her house and I thought I was gonna pick her up and drive her to some place for dinner or something. She invited me to come in, and I did. She made some coffee, which here is like a conversation drink, doesn't matter the time of day. The TV was on and we were having fun joking about the people on television. I told her about my accident on the way over, and she said like "aww" and kind of hugged me, which was the first real physical contact with a girl I've had in 34 years. I know I sound pessimistic but I never thought even that would happen. Time was going by, and we still didn't decide where to go to dinner or anything, we just sat there laughing and having fun. I never thought about what it would be like to just talk about regular stuff with a girl. In fact, I never really realized how normal they can be (I know this sounds retarded, but remember, I was literally without any experience with girls up to this point). So it was fun, but on the inside, I was really nervous and I felt cold even though it wasn't really cold in the house. I managed to control myself so I don't shake visibly. I feel cringe just writing this but eh. Then because we talked about movies, she put on a movie she was talking about and we watched it. Around halfway in, she leaned on me and I put my hand around her. This is it, now. I knew what I had to do. Kiss her. But I was afraid, I kept thinking, I'll do it in a minute or two. Time passed, and finally, I said something autistic like "I've to tell you something", she looked up at me, and I just kissed her. I didn't hold the kiss for long or use any tongue, thank god. She didn't look surprised, like she was expecting the kiss. She kissed me back. And so it began. We were kissing! And it lasted for a long time, but felt even longer. I started caressing her on the head like a pet, which was really stupid, but I couldn't concentrate on all these things at once. I changed my mind and groped her instead, which was better. Long story short, soon enough we were on her bed, and she was taking my clothes off. I was supposed to take hers off too, but I didn't know how to unbutton it. She laughed. By the way, I never told her I was a virgin, obviously. Anyway, after some more kissing and cuddling, she took my hand and put it at her vagina. I started rubbing it. At one point I put my finger in it, then two. She said that was her favorite thing. She asked for more fingers and eventually I put my entire hand in there, which was super weird, but I can't complain. Eventually we stopped that and she started jerking me off. This was a bad thing because I was so horny that I had almost come already just from my penis rubbing against the sheets of the bed, and now she was jerking it, and I was gonna come too soon. I said "No, wait", and took her hand off. Decided to go down on her. As I was licking her, she sat on my face. My tongue became stiff from so much moving, but whatever. Soon, she asked me to put a fist in again, but then changed her mind and just sat on my face even harder, so my entire face was halfway in. She was cumming, I could hear it in her voice. She pushed herself even more on me, and asked me to "go in deeper". I did so my entire head was in lol and eventually, my whole body. I was inside her vagina completely. I began to cry and realized that my life is coming to an end the same way it began; in a woman's womb. I cried but then woke up. I was still in my car, in the middle of the road. My car had hit a pole on the road. I smelled of booze. It was 2 A.M.
Pretty much still am.
When I played Enigma for the 1st time i used ult on jungle creeps to see what it looks like.
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without bluestars you are still noobs
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Hello. Long time 34-year old touchless lurker here. Apologies for my English, it's not my native language. I finally did it. I had sex. It was with a girl from a town near where I live so I had to drive to her. We met on an online dating site and have been talking online for two months before finally she agreed to go on a date. To be honest, I never thought it was gonna happen, but I talked with her because it felt good getting at least some attention from the opposite sex, even if through online messaging. So one day I ask her out (for the third time, she ignored the first two or made up excuses), and she said YES. I was really excited and read a lot of articles online to prepare for all possible scenarios, sex included (even though I didn't believe I'd have sex on the very first date, but still). As I was getting in my car I realized I was very nervous, literally my hands were shaking, so I drank a bit of whiskey (I drink sometimes because of my depression problems and in my country it's not hard to get away with driving drunk). Don't judge me for it, please, because you don't know my life story. However, it was important to mention that because I then had an accident on the road, outside of the city, I hit a pole, no big deal but I think it was more because of the nervousness than the alcohol. Neither me nor the car was very damaged. I mention it because it's important later. I arrived at her house and I thought I was gonna pick her up and drive her to some place for dinner or something. She invited me to come in, and I did. She made some coffee, which here is like a conversation drink, doesn't matter the time of day. The TV was on and we were having fun joking about the people on television. I told her about my accident on the way over, and she said like "aww" and kind of hugged me, which was the first real physical contact with a girl I've had in 34 years. I know I sound pessimistic but I never thought even that would happen. Time was going by, and we still didn't decide where to go to dinner or anything, we just sat there laughing and having fun. I never thought about what it would be like to just talk about regular stuff with a girl. In fact, I never really realized how normal they can be (I know this sounds retarded, but remember, I was literally without any experience with girls up to this point). So it was fun, but on the inside, I was really nervous and I felt cold even though it wasn't really cold in the house. I managed to control myself so I don't shake visibly. I feel cringe just writing this but eh. Then because we talked about movies, she put on a movie she was talking about and we watched it. Around halfway in, she leaned on me and I put my hand around her. This is it, now. I knew what I had to do. Kiss her. But I was afraid, I kept thinking, I'll do it in a minute or two. Time passed, and finally, I said something autistic like "I've to tell you something", she looked up at me, and I just kissed her. I didn't hold the kiss for long or use any tongue, thank god. She didn't look surprised, like she was expecting the kiss. She kissed me back. And so it began. We were kissing! And it lasted for a long time, but felt even longer. I started caressing her on the head like a pet, which was really stupid, but I couldn't concentrate on all these things at once. I changed my mind and groped her instead, which was better. Long story short, soon enough we were on her bed, and she was taking my clothes off. I was supposed to take hers off too, but I didn't know how to unbutton it. She laughed. By the way, I never told her I was a virgin, obviously. Anyway, after some more kissing and cuddling, she took my hand and put it at her vagina. I started rubbing it. At one point I put my finger in it, then two. She said that was her favorite thing. She asked for more fingers and eventually I put my entire hand in there, which was super weird, but I can't complain. Eventually we stopped that and she started jerking me off. This was a bad thing because I was so horny that I had almost come already just from my penis rubbing against the sheets of the bed, and now she was jerking it, and I was gonna come too soon. I said "No, wait", and took her hand off. Decided to go down on her. As I was licking her, she sat on my face. My tongue became stiff from so much moving, but whatever. Soon, she asked me to put a fist in again, but then changed her mind and just sat on my face even harder, so my entire face was halfway in. She was cumming, I could hear it in her voice. She pushed herself even more on me, and asked me to "go in deeper". I did so my entire head was in lol and eventually, my whole body. I was inside her vagina completely. I began to cry and realized that my life is coming to an end the same way it began; in a woman's womb. I cried but then woke up. I was still in my car, in the middle of the road. My car had hit a pole on the road. I smelled of booze. It was 2 A.M.
^^ What a good read!
In my first ever game, I played Sand King. My item build was bloodstone, aghs, mjolnir and abyssal blade. Still went 18-1
We were once playing bane Mirana, and I missed an arrow on a nightmares target