When I was roaming as riki I found an enemy lurking near the secret shop. I wanted to get the kill so I spent a lot of time setting up my hand positions and thinking how I was going to kill the enemy; I took so much time I never actually got the chance to hit him.
First time(back before reborn, when you had to play limited hero until level 13) I saw a Sven use a bkb, I reported the guy, cause I was playing Zeus and I couldn't target him with spells and he had a golden glow to him, I told my friends about it for 2 weeks(they had also just started playing) and they told me they incountered the same p, so we assumed we all played with the same hacker
I also flamed the shit out of a venge carry( she didn't skill ult, cause she was going stats) and I didn't even know what her ultimate did(this was like my 10th game) but I was shouting shit like"skill your ultimate you stupid piece of shit, it's your best skill!!, you get it for a reason at level 6/11/16, skill it you dumbass"
I played a lot of Zeus when I started playing, and I assumed aghanims scepter was a Zeus only item(other heroes would have different scepters to upgrade their ultimates) and when I saw a doom on the enemy team build aghanims scepter I thought to myself, heh what an idiot!
Basically what you're saying is you are very quick to assume when you don't really know anything. You'd fit in with the liberal left in US very well 4Head
I thought vanguard was the best item ever because it made you invincible to Lane creeps. So I whenever I saw a PMS in my guide I would switch it out for vanguard. This ended with me rushing vanguard on most of the heroes I played.
Yeah, I played a lot of call of duty before that(mainly modern warfare 3) and I incountered plenty of hackers plus, when you get killed, they're either hacking, dropshotting, you're lagging or they're an asshole for using that gun. CoD made me way more toxic than Dota did
A friend of mine thought the same thing with urn and soul ring, so every single hero he played(morph, clock, ta, terrorblade) he built soul ring and urn, into vanguard and then maybe radiance or boots of travel(same build no matter the hero)
i think healing salve and clarity is a must have item.
and i start play with 2 of my friend (they already have 20 match) and i ask them to teach me
we lost our first match vs medium bot
also i go 2 boots in every hero who have 2 legs
@AyyLmao fucks sake dont start any political arguments. Idc but just dont derail this shit into somewhere no one wants to go. Btw abt u saying we are all quick to assume, its a fucking game, which we didnt understand, so we made up conclusions that fit our limited knowledge of the game. Its just being uninformed.
@Daddy yeah ppl are uninformed and shit. But what he said was literally so many things that were assumptions that with nearly 0 effort he could have known the answer except maybe the venge thing. And the liberal thing was a joke
Back when i was new to dota i don't even know that wards exist. People were calling them yellow ward and blue ward while i had no idea what that were talking about. Don't even knew that blue wards can see invi hero, yellow can see the map coz fuck map that time, who look at them anyway
Way back when, one of the first heroes I tried was Luna.
I needed Regen to stay in lane, so I ended up getting the Ring of Health, and eventually ended up with a Battlefury
I liked battlefury so much, I ended up building BF on all heroes, including Magnus, Gyrocopter, Ursa, (attempted on Jakiro), SB, PL, CK, Morphling, Spectre, Doom, and Nyx Assasin.
Lmfao. @OP, thanks for the post. I needed the laugh.
It took me a few days to figure out why the heroes in the game didn't pick up the items you purchased (I think they should in the future).
I also remember when i first tried the captain mode, got a team that has 3 man party. They were basically just trolling around. Spamming chat box, does not fought, bought lots of couriers and marched them towards enemy. I tried to carry the game but gave up later on and joined them, used the couriers to stroll around the ancient and guarded it. At the end i type "cyka blyat" when i don't even know what it means.
When I was new to dota 2, there was a person on facebook who shared "the horrors of dendi's pudge" by combo wakamama, and I was really amazed at how good he was. The next day, I played a normal match and found a guy with the name "Na'Vi.Dendi" on the enemy team, I thought he was the real thing. Naturally, he picked pudge, and I was scared, but we stomped them and I was really proud to beat a pro and at the same time disappointed at how bad he played. And then as time passed, the more I saw players with the same name, I slowly realized were just noobs who are Na'Vi, or at least Dendi fans :(
i got flamed in garena wc3 dota and bitched about in on an online forum smh
then way back 2013, still wc3 dota, i thought hero tier lists were a thing in dota just like it is in fighting games so when i saw batrider as top tier pick i just picked him and lost cuz i didnt know what he does at all
obv i blamed the tier list for being wrong. i mean, sf on D tier? WUTFACE
i loved razor, think i got my first ultra/rampage with him too due to damage steal
also by then i had friends and i thought that it's gonna be a lifelong friendship since we knew each other for like 7 years despite never meeting them irl
Back in 2014 when I got acquainted with Dota, I never bought active items, bcause it was way too difficult to use more than 4 buttons
And obviously I never bought tps in these good days
Back in WC3
Always build lifesteal item on every hero. If melee, buy vlad. If ranged, buy domi.
Always buy orchid on int heroes (I remember played AA with domi and orchid)
Always buy SnY for melee heroes.
Buy skadi for ranged heroes. Always try to maximize orb effect and buff placers.
Ah good old days
Used to build battlefury on Leviathan because a friend told me he did an anchor smash on every right click if you did. Anchor smash was an RNGesus passive in 6.2x and the animation was the same as his attack animation if he had a battlefury so it looked like he was doing it on every attack. Only later did I learn that it just changed the animation and he didn't actually do an anchor smash on every attack.
27/7/2005 Was the date i created my account on Battle net back on the old good wc3 days..
used to build vanguard on every hero
used to get 2 boots thinking of stack of ms
used to get my inventory full of recipes
i never skilled any skill that hasnt the word " damage" in the description ( yeah tinker no rearm doto)
i was winning all my 1v1 games by getting x6 perseverance gg
I learned the game pretty fast and i was on a god tier level on our " neighbourhood Net cafe"
good times..
I spam io, after my first 30 games i still didnt know how overcharge works,so when i wanted to heal i went to get some dmg so i can heal than, but its all good most of ppl dont know how works any of his skill
well my first game is fucking. i pick omni because i love playing hero in rpg online game ( i thought MOBAS is same like rpg online XD ) then suddenly someone pick pudge and ruined my day(fuck smurfers) i went 0-11 because pudge always target me.
never do silly build tho because when im introduced to dota my friend says to follow the guide .-.
I still am. Sad.
When I was roaming as riki I found an enemy lurking near the secret shop. I wanted to get the kill so I spent a lot of time setting up my hand positions and thinking how I was going to kill the enemy; I took so much time I never actually got the chance to hit him.
I used to build naked perseverance on every hero cus I thought every heroes needed hp and mana regen. It made sense to me.
I built vanguard on a lot of heroes too and a ton of battlefury.
I wouldn't say I'm not a noob anymore but whatevs.
Back in the day, the only excuses I needed to build Sange and Yasha to a hero was if it was a Str or Agi hero and it didn't have an orb effect.
i always apologize for ks myfriend when im play support
when i started dota,i said fuck the creeps ima go hit that tower and end this shit in 2mins.never have i been so wrong
I used to think phaseboots were good on axe
phaseboots were good on axe
I still am. Sad.
i was only buying Mithril Hammer on every hero cuz it gives most damage so 6 slots mithril hammer
and i was only trying to use tango on big trees i was thinking like it will give more hp than little ones (i am still doing this)
I used to buy Headdress on every single hero because I always felt like I needed the regen every game.
i buy battlefury on jakiro back then in dota1
I bought deso on dragon knight but i won.
First time(back before reborn, when you had to play limited hero until level 13) I saw a Sven use a bkb, I reported the guy, cause I was playing Zeus and I couldn't target him with spells and he had a golden glow to him, I told my friends about it for 2 weeks(they had also just started playing) and they told me they incountered the same p, so we assumed we all played with the same hacker
I also flamed the shit out of a venge carry( she didn't skill ult, cause she was going stats) and I didn't even know what her ultimate did(this was like my 10th game) but I was shouting shit like"skill your ultimate you stupid piece of shit, it's your best skill!!, you get it for a reason at level 6/11/16, skill it you dumbass"
Back when Dota was simple :(
I played a lot of Zeus when I started playing, and I assumed aghanims scepter was a Zeus only item(other heroes would have different scepters to upgrade their ultimates) and when I saw a doom on the enemy team build aghanims scepter I thought to myself, heh what an idiot!
Basically what you're saying is you are very quick to assume when you don't really know anything. You'd fit in with the liberal left in US very well 4Head
I thought vanguard was the best item ever because it made you invincible to Lane creeps. So I whenever I saw a PMS in my guide I would switch it out for vanguard. This ended with me rushing vanguard on most of the heroes I played.
Yeah, I played a lot of call of duty before that(mainly modern warfare 3) and I incountered plenty of hackers plus, when you get killed, they're either hacking, dropshotting, you're lagging or they're an asshole for using that gun. CoD made me way more toxic than Dota did
A friend of mine thought the same thing with urn and soul ring, so every single hero he played(morph, clock, ta, terrorblade) he built soul ring and urn, into vanguard and then maybe radiance or boots of travel(same build no matter the hero)
i think healing salve and clarity is a must have item.
and i start play with 2 of my friend (they already have 20 match) and i ask them to teach me
we lost our first match vs medium bot
also i go 2 boots in every hero who have 2 legs
@AyyLmao fucks sake dont start any political arguments. Idc but just dont derail this shit into somewhere no one wants to go. Btw abt u saying we are all quick to assume, its a fucking game, which we didnt understand, so we made up conclusions that fit our limited knowledge of the game. Its just being uninformed.
@Daddy yeah ppl are uninformed and shit. But what he said was literally so many things that were assumptions that with nearly 0 effort he could have known the answer except maybe the venge thing. And the liberal thing was a joke
Back when i was new to dota i don't even know that wards exist. People were calling them yellow ward and blue ward while i had no idea what that were talking about. Don't even knew that blue wards can see invi hero, yellow can see the map coz fuck map that time, who look at them anyway
Way back when, one of the first heroes I tried was Luna.
I needed Regen to stay in lane, so I ended up getting the Ring of Health, and eventually ended up with a Battlefury
I liked battlefury so much, I ended up building BF on all heroes, including Magnus, Gyrocopter, Ursa, (attempted on Jakiro), SB, PL, CK, Morphling, Spectre, Doom, and Nyx Assasin.
Lmfao. @OP, thanks for the post. I needed the laugh.
It took me a few days to figure out why the heroes in the game didn't pick up the items you purchased (I think they should in the future).
I JUST ALWAYS WANNA KILL ALL HEROES AND DONT CARE ABOUT PUSHING AND THEN BUY RAPIERS ON ANY HERO UNTIL I THROW THE GAME
pretty sure i picked earthshaker and used my mouse to fissure someone everytime it was off cd rofl i was 13 btw HaHaA
I also remember when i first tried the captain mode, got a team that has 3 man party. They were basically just trolling around. Spamming chat box, does not fought, bought lots of couriers and marched them towards enemy. I tried to carry the game but gave up later on and joined them, used the couriers to stroll around the ancient and guarded it. At the end i type "cyka blyat" when i don't even know what it means.
When i started i had a girlfriend, good job, many friends. now i live in my parents basement. still 5k tho. #worth
I landed a 4 man chrono on one of my first 10 games
Of course, it was on my teammates
Didn't regret picking void every game when I started
When I was new to dota 2, there was a person on facebook who shared "the horrors of dendi's pudge" by combo wakamama, and I was really amazed at how good he was. The next day, I played a normal match and found a guy with the name "Na'Vi.Dendi" on the enemy team, I thought he was the real thing. Naturally, he picked pudge, and I was scared, but we stomped them and I was really proud to beat a pro and at the same time disappointed at how bad he played. And then as time passed, the more I saw players with the same name, I slowly realized were just noobs who are Na'Vi, or at least Dendi fans :(
i got flamed in garena wc3 dota and bitched about in on an online forum smh
then way back 2013, still wc3 dota, i thought hero tier lists were a thing in dota just like it is in fighting games so when i saw batrider as top tier pick i just picked him and lost cuz i didnt know what he does at all
obv i blamed the tier list for being wrong. i mean, sf on D tier? WUTFACE
First time i started to play this game i played pudge and thought rot was a shitty skill because it killed me all the time Dx
i loved razor, think i got my first ultra/rampage with him too due to damage steal
also by then i had friends and i thought that it's gonna be a lifelong friendship since we knew each other for like 7 years despite never meeting them irl
@clement
I stomped a guy named Na'Vi Gator in my first CS competitive match 16-0 with 30 kills
Am I pro?
I used to build a divine rapier in every single game... No ragrets!
Back in 2014 when I got acquainted with Dota, I never bought active items, bcause it was way too difficult to use more than 4 buttons
And obviously I never bought tps in these good days
Pfft
I only used mouse when I started
@arin
u mean they aint ur friends anymore? :0
Battle fury on every hero bruh
Back in WC3
Always build lifesteal item on every hero. If melee, buy vlad. If ranged, buy domi.
Always buy orchid on int heroes (I remember played AA with domi and orchid)
Always buy SnY for melee heroes.
Buy skadi for ranged heroes. Always try to maximize orb effect and buff placers.
Ah good old days
Used to build battlefury on Leviathan because a friend told me he did an anchor smash on every right click if you did. Anchor smash was an RNGesus passive in 6.2x and the animation was the same as his attack animation if he had a battlefury so it looked like he was doing it on every attack. Only later did I learn that it just changed the animation and he didn't actually do an anchor smash on every attack.
27/7/2005 Was the date i created my account on Battle net back on the old good wc3 days..
used to build vanguard on every hero
used to get 2 boots thinking of stack of ms
used to get my inventory full of recipes
i never skilled any skill that hasnt the word " damage" in the description ( yeah tinker no rearm doto)
i was winning all my 1v1 games by getting x6 perseverance gg
I learned the game pretty fast and i was on a god tier level on our " neighbourhood Net cafe"
good times..
I spam io, after my first 30 games i still didnt know how overcharge works,so when i wanted to heal i went to get some dmg so i can heal than, but its all good most of ppl dont know how works any of his skill
well my first game is fucking. i pick omni because i love playing hero in rpg online game ( i thought MOBAS is same like rpg online XD ) then suddenly someone pick pudge and ruined my day(fuck smurfers) i went 0-11 because pudge always target me.
never do silly build tho because when im introduced to dota my friend says to follow the guide .-.
Commend my 2014 void build guys
Brown boots pms midas BF xd
I used to build mek on every support
Up until I've had 400 or so hours of Dota (other account), I never knew the importance of a quelling blade :')