You're a 1k player asking how to make a new account and immediately get high/very high skill. The first thing you could try is improving, so watching your replays (and not just your good games), watching pros and comparing. What does your CS look like at 10 minutes? Are you taking good fights? Are you prioritizing objectives (and the right objectives). How are your item timings? Can you recover from lost lanes? One thing I noticed right away from your profile is that even when you're stomping, you die a lot, so maybe try to understand your limits and what heroes and abilities you should be scared of.
While I don't think your post is very serious, doing stuff like this will help you get better. Also, the most important thing: When you lose, it is YOUR fault, not your team's. Why did you lose, and what could you have done better?
Anyway, good luck, TLDR git gud
My definition of a "successful smurf" is one where you endlessly get pitted against noobs who have no idea what their doing. Take note of the word "endlessly" and not where after 1-2 games of playing with these players you get instantly matched up with 3-4k players.
If you want a successful smurf, try intentionally throwing your first 10 games and not going higher than 300 gpm and xpm. Also, lower your kda as much as you can without feeling bad about it. Sooner or later your hidden mmr will normalize and despite owning noobs for 10 straight games you will still be matched up with similar or slightly better noobs.
1. have you tried destroying the enemy ancient?
2. try destroying enemy ancient
3. destroy enemy ancient
4. make guides on how to destroy enemy ancient
5. profit
anyone knows how to calibrate 1 mmr? a friend of mine is trying it lul. he selected im a beginer , and tries to die under towers and not make accidendaly kills, he says if you hit someoen jsut once you will kill him cause the rest of the damage he will get it from creeps lol. he think he is playing somewhere around 200-300 hidden mmr at the momment.
aight op if u actually check this, this is serious. the only way u have a "good smurf" is being the best player in every match, no other way, there's no cheat or wall hack. u clearly arent the best in ur matches, hell u are the worst one in a lot of them. if u want a "successful smurf" go learn dota from utube or whatever source u can find and get good, else u arent gonna make a "successful smurf", like that thign is even a thing. max calibration = 3500 so successful smurf doesnt exist anymore
smurfs still exist god damnit. i dont know about you but i think all the smurfs are 1 mmr players. only the players that cant climb but drop instead make smurfs, and recalibrate, they never know theyr real mmr, who knows maybe they would all go 1 mmr. smurfs is the reason that there are not much 1 mmr players but they keep playing in 2-3k bracket all the time, i've seen many of them.
calibrating 1 mmr is super easy, just pick anything invis and pick up a bounty rune every 2 mintues, that's literally it, do nothing else.
successful smurf doesnt exist anymore
u can still get high rank unrankedm mr, for what little that is worth lol
i forgot this was a thing then played like i was playing against 3ks
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3412454001
and i was lvl 1 at like 3:30 lol
Pick heroes that dominate all stages of the game. Especially early game, as destroying the opposing team early in lower brackets almost always results in a win.
That, and learn to play Meepo. A decent player really cannot lose under 4k bracket with Meepo, unless you get severely out-drafted.
Have you tried actually trying to get good? What are you doing to improve yourself? If it's just playing games, then you're doing it wrong because that is clearly not working out for you
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