General Discussionevery game is winnable

braindamaged guy last picks jug into sky, pl and offlane brood meanwhile we have 0 reliable stun. TOLD him to pick void he said "team won't rely on a single lock down" BUT HEY MATE WE GOT NO LOCKDOWN USE UR BRAIN

also why the fuck do I get matched up vs 6ks+ in every game

how does this bc even divine sdfadfaldkjsadfaf no impact from min0-50
when we want to contest roshan this guy just farm the other side of the jungle,i snatched aegis he farming gud dangiast itttttttttttttttt
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3937984368

Pls Dota gods, I suck yo dicks if you let me win my calibration matches.

let us win this calibration matches
come ooon
i wont do stuff like potato tho

Thank you Dota gods, literally the closest game I've ever had and we won despite me sucking dick (figuratively). Just give me 9 more wins and I'll start sucking dick (literally).

Getting a blow job from Potato anime cutie? Kreygasm

don go to that way you fool

what is wrong with my team again
lost a 1 hour game
why my pos 1 so poor dang it on midgame

HEHE quality calibration games

2 supports insist on dual offlanning to ruin AMs lane = 2 50 IQ baboons sit in my lane taking ranged creeps for boots and leeching XP while all other lanes get dumpstered. CM and veno leave at min 5 to go jungle and my SS smurf with 120 games and 45% winrate balls into 5 enemies all game where he gets hexed and dies instantly

and i dropped to archon 2 LOL

your true rank :-)

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3938758329

archon 2 easiest game of my life

its kind of fun in archon 2 everyone buys decent items, in legend 2 my PA gets a vanguard against 4 magic nukers and my SS gets a hood first item when i play underlord and rush it anyway

If i stay in archon 2 im actually fine i think, archon is where i climbed from 2.2k to 3k loosng a toal of 4 games, best döters of my life

archon is always fun

i never really relied on luck,but i really need it noooow
come ooon just 6 games

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3939087600
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3939123683

thank you for recalibration valve

We back boys? ((Forever ancient club))

anchor games r pretty chill

since everyone is losing shitton of mmr by losing, anyone wanna sandbag party mmr?

help how can i handle this fear
i'm too scared to find a match now
i really dont want to meet braindead pos1 again

But you play pos 1 every game

right,let me rephrase
i dont wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa retard safelaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee people

😨

wat

wat is too short (minimum is 6 characters)

BÖI

godo f war

and people said you can't win using support on SE Asia.

almost lose 3 (only two really lost) games because we can't go hg
then lose because enemy picks turbopush lineup and we can't do anything either

...

actually i can't win a single solo ranked game anymore

ggs

I am scared to calibrate
Is it safe now?

anyone knows why do i get blamed for every single one of my recent losses by my teammates?
except the bloodseeker game where my ursa disconnected and enemy just ended the game )

out of last 11 games i won 2

love chu a god even though you're an asshole!

I got fucked, I was at 5100 literally about to hit divine and quit for the rest of season 2, lost a shit load of games, now im at 4.9.

Toxic teammates are back! Probably my fault though for playing last night, I was tilted and tired afffffffffffffff.

Literally climbed +200, then -200 exactly, in 3 days!! wtf!

I've been queuing mostly ranked without even knowing my MMR for awhile

i think i should write on steam support
i've encountered a gamebreaking bug, i won two games

that's not supposed to happen is it

just keep abusing the bug and hope you don't get caught 4Head

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3974012942
LITERALLY these two scumbags from russia pick pa and bs BOTH trying to get the carry role rofl
PA buys wraith and 1x tango while bs lanes and rushes midas) like a true representative of his third world country
I'm getting dem mmr assassins in NORMAL behavior score boiz) 0 reports 25 commends ayayayaya

well seems like the retarded bloodseeker does that a lot while pa is kind of a guy who switches his accounts rofl or just a casual account buyer

dont worry friend Tribo. I too get MMR assassins with normal BS. You'll win some dont you worry.... just PMA yourself to victory!

#Gabesforced50%

KKomrade Bungamangler

play like madman, lose
play poorly, win

arin why have you become a monstrosity

i was always a monstrosity, i was just decent at hiding it

Explain how account buyers lose games, you cant explain that what 50 percent winrate.

GOD rofl how stupid can people be. This guy (storm) goes afk and then sends me a friend request when I was telling him to abandon the game
WHEELCHAIR MMR ASSASSINS COMING THROUGH WHEELCHAIR
he actually last picked safe lane storm vs sky wr axe)

it's so fucking hard to get back to divine rofl even though I'm 1 game away I always encounter stupid people who first pick mid lane or go afk for no fucking reason
ty gaben the mighty one

Dont worry. you will get that BLUE STAR TRIBO

PMA all the way my friend. IF you lose a game. dont fret. gaben will taketh and giveth

see case in point.. this game was totally winnable..... JUST KIDDING

when your pos 5 phonix has the highest hero damage, networth well... lets just say "viper had a tough time" against mid TA....

I mean its not like viper just SHITS all over TA.... no I must be wrong.. Im just a scrub like viper said...
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3976668003
Trash.. total trash kids

Hard to win when your team doesnt have a support hero

TA shits all over viper, ever since the hero rework dude?

hi tribo how are u