General Discussioncould have i won any of these last 5 games that i lost

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COULD HAVE I WON ANY OF THSE LAST 5 GAMES THAT I LOST

i can't get my team to splitpush, they try to force fights againt people with way more farm than them, all i can do is either watch them die or join that retardation.

they just don't want to, i'm begging them to play properly but hey just don't want to.

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you don't have to spam my thread with useless shit if you don't have anything to say @invoker and everyone doing this

memes are funny, but this spam is just annoying

Don't play anymore after 2 losses in a row?

the thread itself is completely pointless, you win some, you lose some

u already pointed out urself that u had ruiners in some games, shit happens, keep playing

Destroy the enemy ancient?
Kappa 1 2 3
In all reality shit happens oh well better luck next game.

yea, but at the point of having 5 of them in a row and then losing every one gives me suspicions.

also if i keep getting idiots like these i need a way to get at least some advantage in those games, the enemies were total trash just that i couldn't do anything cus i had no farm nor way to farm.

i don't want to just bend over and let my enemies fuck me because i have 1-2 morons on my team playing against me

i couldn't even concentrate on playing because i had to just non stop try to calm them down and prevent them from feeding couriers.

Yes you could have won these Games by destroying Enemy Ancient.

Another 'My Team is holding me back' Thread from someone who's normaly trolling 'My Team is holding me back' Threads.

Hmmmm seems weird to me.

i'm looking for legit solutions to a question, i'm not making excuses how my team is bad, these guys are literally trying to play against me

pick up those 5 games and see it for yourself. when my team is bad i just tell them to try and i'll carry them by myself

but these guys are literally playing against the team.

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u know true playas dont blame their teammates thats why u instead created a thread to blame ur teammates pretending to seek for advice

i'm not talking about bad teammates, those games that i've won i've had bad teammates in them

it wasn't all dendies on my team carrying me.

i'm talking about when you lose all early advantage due to game ruiners, how do i pull out of that early advantage loss.

look at my wins, almsot every single game has only 1 extra guy that has a positive score on my team except me.

3 others always have negative scores, they play bad

but at least those guys tried to press their buttons, no matter how shitty they were at it.

i'll give you your own advice

watch a replay of the match and figure out what you could do better next time

yea, but that's issue, i couldn't figure anything out myself

so that's why im asking

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See, I would but my schedule is tight
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That was a terrible lie
Man try say he's the fucking best
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You can keep your stupid opinions
In your stupid fucking head

when you have nothing to say so you post some lyrics to a song only you know about to make yourself sound smarter and above the subject instead of actually giving an input, because you know you don't have any.

Maybe you're just on your peak mate. Accept that like anyone else eventually did.

#suspicious

Send an email to Wagamama maybe he will respond. Nobody gives a shit about your problems. Don't talk shit either you lost 5/6 games you didn't watch any of the replays and you kept searching. Way to stem the bleeding kid. Time to play on a 3k smurf for 100 games

Watch some Pro's an learn from them.
Maybe on YouTube or Twitch.

But seriously now.

Have you tried to destroy Enemy Ancient yet?

I heard from a good Player called Cookie that destroying the Enemy Ancient works.

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I like how the answer is so simple yet you somehow don't see it.

Also, you shouldn't be suprised that people give you this kind of response, that's the response you give people who make their threads.

as much as i love to meme, i actually give actual answers to real questions.

i don't spam ''have you tried destroying enemy ancient'' when someone has a real question.

#suspicious #ootd #volvopls

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i dont have higher mmr than you but i think i have more experience with arc warden so i watched your last game. You got ganked up on alot early game which is the weakness of arc warden and why its easy to counter arc warden. I'm %100 sure you know it, but despite that you played so agressively and tried to take t1 by yourself while the enemy heroes were not visible on the map and u died 5 times in your lane because of it. And you didnt leave your lane to gank or something till 16 min. I think you did this because you were tilted for losing 4 in a row

it's like skim doesn't even exist

edit: i know i got tilted last game, not because of the other 4 losses, but due to the fact that weaver and lifestealer for the love of anything wouldn't push the towers when the enemy went 4-5 man mid for 6 minutes in a row.

because if htey splitpsuh they could've forced enemy to show up on other lanes and we could've taken all 3 t1's, but they just don't wanna do basic shit when enemy is 5 manning

also due to the fact htat i had to begg my supports to ltierally come midalane and place a ward or grave me.

but yes, i did get tilted so much last game i wanted to eat my keyboard

i don't spam ''have you tried destroying enemy ancient'' when someone has a real question.

I'm still amazed you didn't find the solution tho. xD
It's like watching a guy searching for his keys which are right in front of him on his desk. haha

Guy above thinks hes good or smth

^ he thinks that from time to time

damn it blunt just show me where the keys are, cus i have tripple vision and i cant even hold my eyes open anymore because there's darkness infront of my eyes from begging a luna for 10 minutes to literally not feed because we coudl've ended the game at 20 mintues with our lineup

When blunt is mocking someone abt being skillful at dota
When daddy mocks someone for mocking someone abt being skillful at dota

you can't mock anyone

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Ok cookie, look steam there's ur answer

Time to shit bricks topkek

guess it was too lame for us to see

i love your posts ywn

Well duh, looking at ur posts obv. u're to lame to see the answer.

EDIT:
Also even a braindead monkey can figure it out. It's pretty apparent.

Also even a braindead monkey can figure it out.

maybe thats ur issue

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2) Some water

Preperation:
Pour water to glass. You have a glass of water. Enjoy it Kappa 123

I actually cant believe that blunt figured it out, this actually might work

Well duh.
As I said, even a monkey can figure it out. At least we got lyrics