General DiscussionWhats ur excuse 1k ???

My excuse is lag.

I'm not 53 yet

My excuse is i calibrated 2013 and didnt tryhard.

So whats your excuse creating new Account to get 4k?
Ashamed of your Main cuz 1k?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y'all 1k's been told, what's your response?

Is this real tho? didn't click the link cause our internet in the house is slow AF, I bet that Granma is much more faster than our internet in the house hahaha.

She makin biscuits.

my team feeds

i saw this on reddit true story
@ ascalon go fuck urself xD
u all are blobssss

Why do you think blob is even an insult

bcs iz funni

What is your excuse:

a) My computer is older than her...
b) I'm her grandfather!
c) I have no hands so I'm playing with my head... Literally.
d) I'm doing the dota drinking challenge!

lmao, 1k main 4k smurf boosted then bashes 1k's

He's one of the well known trolls around
Don't mind him

HAHA
^^ yea i have my first acf stil 2k but every mmr i won sry :(
i can help u get out of 1 k if u want wanna have fun aswell

Both my secondary accs have higher MMR than my main too tbh.
Though I don't know how it feels like climbing in 1k tier, never been there, maybe it's easy, or maybe it depends on which team has complete game ruiners.

I went from 1.5k to 2k in 3 months with about 4 games or less a week
Shouldn't be that hard for anyone else

I won the lottery with only buying about 2 tickets or less a week.
Shouldn't be that hard for anyone else

^ ???

Kinda hard to win if you end up with 6-8 people in your lane after 10 mins. Then who has the most teamkill potential snowballs out of control. Cuz people dont realise there are other lanes to farm i guess.

yea volvo is my choice of ride

why would 8 people camp ur lane lol. and if u know there are other lanes why arent u the one going away

my excuse is my fingers dont hit buttons fast also I'm still climbing.

I tryed to gain me mmr but my team is full in nobs .they dont listen me always die to other heroes haha . i mades courir and my tean dont take me rune wtf ? I pick drow and go hit there all towers add me guys

drow players think theyre good when they gust and hurrican pike someone away
ember players think theyre good when they triple remnant someone
shadowblade buyers think theyre good when they escape upon the first hit

nah my excuse is fun and my hard tunnel visioning

look at the 1ks all come out to play. word of advise. stay in 1k. learn to breathe the trench.

My team is holding me back
Kappa

I'm not 53 yet

im new

She has more time to play dota

My excuse is I calibrated when I was still dumb. I'm just less dumb now but I'm still at 1k

frank is holding me back

Climbing in 1k bracket depends on your flexibility imo, if you lock mid and never play semi support you're the reason you're in 1k. You can even play semi-cores like venge and just buy a ward every 5mins or so and get the courier, most important thing is to make sure your teammates don't start flaming each other at around min 5, since they're all tilted that they're still in 1k bracket and that "their team is holding them back" applies to 2k bracket too btw