People like that literally pisses me off.
@ bricks
I have a lot of smurfs.
A smurf for each hero I play
The reason people steal your farm is because they check your profile before the match begins and they see that you suck and you lose every match so they steal your lane cause they know you are useless and that you suck and don't know how to win.
I despise noobs who refuse to learn and then claim mid every game. I mean i was noob when i started, but i never turned a deaf ear to people who are trying to teach me
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^ I would be fine with double mid if I was playing Riki.
But I was playing Sniper and needed to get to level 11 fast. Also needed to farm up my Shadow Blade and Blink Dagger.
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short and stout.
Here is my handle,
here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up,
hear me shout!
Tip me over and pour me out.
A SMURF FOR EVERY HERO, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AND YOU STILL PLAY RIKI WRONG
You basically have to use your superior csing abilities to steal all the cs away from your enemy team mate.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1902270721
In this one I call mid because I actually really wanted to win. Qop says mid after me. I say fine you can go mid, but you aren't going to get any cs. After I get all the cs on the first wave and she gets none she feeds once to the tide then abandons. Note that this was 6.85, so the shadow of the hero bloodseeker once was.
^ You're lucky. I was really hoping that someone would abandon that game so I could finally leave.
That guy was a real dick. I just wanted to leave the fucking game after a while.
I told him "defend top pls" because they were at our barracks.
And he said "are you some kind of war commander? dont tell me what to do" and then he kept on calling me war commander every time I pinged him. Of course he ignored my pings and then asked "where's the mia calls" lolololololol.
3rd. Worst. Game. Ever. Out of all my smurf accounts. There are only 2 worse games than that one.
And he kept on stealing my farm too. Real asshole.
Shadow Blade and Blink dagger allows you to ult people from 5000 units away, and if you ever get ganked in your secret sniping location you can go invis and blink away.
you've been an asshole to me forever lol
At least another poster has the guts to say what he says without trying to hide the fact that he's being jerk.
As a serious question, what's with people in this game/forum using the term smurf completely out of context?
(Not just op, although he is clearly a retard)
Shadow Blade and Blink dagger allows you to ult people from 5000 units away, and if you ever get ganked in your secret sniping location you can go invis and blink away.
Ladies and gentleman, 300 MMR chronicles, this is how Fantom Riki imagines DotA works.
If you get an aether lens you can ulti people from 3200 range away. Pair it with an Octarine core and you can use your ultimate every 7.5 seconds. Just think about that, equivalent of a Lion ultimate every 7.5 seconds.
"secret sniping location". aka secret spot to kill steal from. btw, why do u still keep losing on ur 100mmr riki matches? U've played a lot by now. and it's not like enemies at ur skill level know anything abt sentries, dust or even tp scrolls
Ladies and gentleman, 300 MMR chronicles, this is how Fantom Riki imagines DotA works.
You can say "Phantom Riki", Fantom is just a Russian transliteration, kinda like Snayper. But we don't say Snayper when speaking in English or when using the Latin alphabet.
Who wants to watch me play Invoker on my smurf today?
I'll be playing on my Sniper Smurf because I don't have an invoker smurf yet.
You should only be allowed to use one account per IP un less you prove you are real persons.
Multiaccounters should get a 2 year Ban.
Just like the good old days fucking game ruiners!!!!
I dont know how that happens..but just now i play i dont want mid..but people ask me to mid..i quit being a mid laner now and try improve in position 1..my english is sucks sory..
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Picked Sniper, called mid.
30 seconds later after I called mid, asshole calls mid.
I said "sorry I called mid first"
Asshole said "I don't care I'm going mid anyways."
So we both had to share XP and I couldn't get to level 11 or farm up enough to get my shadow blade and blink dagger.
Why does this happen to me every time I play on one of my smurf accounts?