General DiscussionIf you could have any hero's abilities in real life

NP global teleport would be sick

Pl. I could make tons of myself

Alchemist

1) Greevil's Greed means I can go to the nearest pet shop, purchase 1000 mice and turn them into solid gold. > I'm rich.
2) Chemical Rage means I will pretty much never die, and that's pretty cool.

i would choose Wraith King and go to ISIS, i would be immortal) just would bring clarity or mango with me always)

Sf so I could become a soul collector

Every Teleportation and Invis ability would be neat, but if we take things outside of those i would probably go with zeus ultimate, if i am in a bad mood, all of humanity dies :P

Edit: Weaver ultimate! Correct every mistake you may make

Haha weaver ult seemsgood

I need huskars lifebreak for my profession.

suicide

tempest double sounds neat

Ravage

You know why :v

Brewmaster, It's drinking time!!! lel

DRUNKEN HAZE

Arcane orb

Cus knowlague is power

chakram, i wood bee da finezt gardener in alll da land

Chen's holy persuatsion

relocate for next level thievery

zeus ultimate only hits other heroes.

so it would probably have no effect except you get a cool animation.

Spell Steal, so i can steal all of your spell in real world :D

Replicate 8D

Finger of death. You know, so I can.... finger? xD Ok ill see my self out now.

On a serious note global teleport would be awesome

PAs blur, crit or AMs Blink
imagine doing a high five and your friend explodes
NSA can't see me via CCTVs, Satellites
ill just Blink everywhere

Cold Embrace.

i would like to be able to sleight of fist somebody

BH stealth, for stalkering

ball lightning or NP tp definitely

I'll choose chaos meteor. I like meatball

Reapers Scythe lol
I just hit people a bunch and they will die to my Scythe :D
Aghs included so they cant buyback

PERMA INVI !! GG GURLS

Techies suicide so i can die :(

kotol chakra magic to give u enough mana to cast ur skills those who have suicide squad are in priority of getting chakra magic

^thanks m8

Invoker, 100%

weaver ultimate is actually sick
u can confess to ur crash, get rejected, use time lapse, go home and cry in the corner for a week

rot
or maybe borrowed time so i can tell what's unhealthy for me and then abuse it to become more healthy

@triple
you need agh for that

Meepo Ult would be pretty insane

elder titan sleep onto queen of pain

;)

techies suicide for allah akbar purposes

Triple, even if she rejects you can rape her every time it's off CD. Weaver aghs ult ftw.

Treant's Living Armor would be cool. Being able to heal anyone in the world would be so fun!
Io's Tether would be great too. Health and mana for whoever I'm working with!

I must agree that Meepo's Divided We Stand reigns supreme, though. I could finally find someone who agrees with me on everything!

Teleport and time lapse would be sick as fuck :)

storms ult :D

Why does everyone think time lapse is good.

You can only go back 3 seconds or what ever

Thirst i can walk in the air , water i might die tho through friction

999999ms

GUARDIAN ANGEL.

What good is guardian angel if you have no friends?

All of techies abilities already exist IRL.

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/1059

Go to Times Square on NYE. Echo Slam.