who the FUCK composed our curriculum we (me and 2 other nerds) 've been working hard this entire semester and are way ahead of everybody else(~40-50 people in total) and will at best barely turn everything in in time
as if it wasn't enough, our profs/teachers are (sorted by how problematic they are, in descending order):
1) literal fucking hitler(except blonde) who changes his mind every other class and asks mega specific and at the same time vague question and is basically impossible to pass a lab to because he'll just pull a question out of his ass that has nothing to do with the lab AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? you literally give us labs that are 15(im not kidding) years old and were written when grass was greener and windows xp the most cutting-edge OS there was. he has fucking 20 pages of theory and instructions on how to use winapi functions that are fucking useless because now even archaic duckling syndrome retards (like yours truly) have a win7 on their toaster. thank god winapi didn't change much and msdn is a thing or else i'd suicide myself
2) a total fucking dork that knows his shit i guess(?) but is so bad at communicating it he talks total bullshit like half of the time and you are better not listening to him at all and googling all ur shit rather than following his instructions because not knowing anything is better than "knowing" something that isn't true. also a fan of asking something he never mentioned before either as a trick question or as an extra lab task. we have 15 labs(+2 "big"/"final" labs) with this guy this semester and every single one is like a minefield in the sense that you never know when will you get gotcha'd by something he said that wasn't actually true
3) our fucking 60yo PE teacher that likes to tell his fucking stories about how he served in the navy and was treated like a bag of shit(which is a good thing according to him cause "people werent so soft back then"). or how some woman "sucked the venom" out of his ankle after he god bit by a snake(spoiler - it wasn't venomous), about how he "cucked" some guy who showed off before his gf on a sports ground and other VERY INTERESTING shit (including his rants and sexist/homophobic/transphobic remarks) repeated 2-3 times each because apparently he cant remember if he told us the story or not. and of course every class he mention the fabled exercise known as "fighting the gravity" which consists of spreading urself flat on the floor and then using a small roller w/ handles to instanly get your entire body off the ground in a single lunge(which is much harder than it sound and much more impressive than it looks - no one(except him) can do this in our group and he makes us try every once in a while)
at least it's much easier than the PE we used to have because he doesn't really give a fuck
4) our economics prof that is a very rad and cool dude that is also pretty friendly - except that over the course of the semester he went from "yea lol just attend my lectures and classes and pay attention and you will get an automat(an automatic grade on the exam without having to do anything) - i know u have it hard already" to "hey guys so no pressure but i have this test and then another test and then another and u better pass them well because ur exam grade depends on it and they're not exactly a piece of cake haha :)".
also he has a notoriousely bad memory for names and mixed my(and others') names all the time the first half of the semester and one time i thought it would be funny if instead of correcting him after he mis-names me i went along with the name he assigned me - he proceeded to call me this name for the duration of the class but next week he forgot about it even happening (or did he?). also im the only one who managed to piss him off to the point where he stayed w/ me after the class but i guess he forgot about that the next week too
also at the start of every lecture he makes sure to publicly acknowledge fransis (the only black student to attend w/ us) being present/abscent in a joking manner and it feels really weird
5) this guy:
6) the guy who doesn't really give a fuck, same way as we don't really give a fuck about whatever it is that he's teaching us. honesly it's a blessing because having another demanding teacher is the last thing we need this semester
7) the intelligent, the handsome, the magnificent, the brilliant gift of god to this earth that is our automata theory professor, god bless his soul
There are a few really smart people out there but they are extremely difficult to find, my successful millionaire professor is the ONLY person I've met who I can say is "all there" in terms of his logical ability
People are ignorant and tough to deal with because of their low intelligence; it's nothing new.
You have to learn how to deal with people in life, that's the sign of a real man. People have a lot of opinions bro, this is why you don't give them any fuel to work with. You don't speak to them, and the idiots shut up. This is how you show them you're a stable powerful being, by treating them like dirt. It's maturity. Get with it.
fuck pe
in my previous uni we had most of the lectures/labs starting at 9 or 10 but pe began every saturday at 7 am
also it was conveniently placed on the opposite side of the city and took like an hour to get there so i had to get up like 3 hours earlier
[Verse 1]
And you're tired of your mum and you're tired of your dad
Got you jumping through hoops, got you shaving your legs
Let it pass, let it pass, let it pass over you
And you're tired of your face and you're tired of your nose
Got you jumping through hoops, got you shaving your legs
Let it pass, let it pass, let it pass through you
[Chorus]
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
[Verse 2]
There will be no hesitation, there will be no confrontation
There will be no indication, there will be no cause
There will be no exultation, there will be no justification
There will be no way at all
[Chorus]
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
[Bridge]
Come back to me the way you were
The way you were when we were young
I'm trying to tell you everything
I'm trying to tell you everything
[Verse 3]
I can heal the blind, I can cure the sick
I can heal the blind, I can cure the sick
I can say the right things, I can say the right things
Where'd you get so cruel? Where'd you get so cruel?
Where'd you get so cruel? Where'd you get so cruel?
Where do you go? 'Cause you're never here
[Chorus]
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
[Outro]
Come back to me the the way you were
The way you were when we were young
I'm trying to tell you everything
I'm trying to tell you everything
Tatoeba me ga samete subete wa maboroshi da tte
Kisekimeita mousou wo kanaete hoshiin da
Oh boku ga egaita tsumi de
Oh ketsumatsu wo midasanaide
Itsuka kimi to miteita kono keshiki wa
Dare ni mo watasanai to chikatta no ni Oh
Kowashi tsuzuketa boku wa nanika wo sukuu kedo
Kawarihateta ima ni kakumei no naifu
Sasageta you ni sashite hikari ni michita sayonara wo
I'll miss you I'll miss you
Tsumi wa itsuka horobiru
Boku wo nosete kodomo no mama datte ikou
Kuzureru afureru kanawanai mousou
Tatoeba me ga samete subete wa shinjitsu datte
Higekiteki na sairen wo narasanaide
Oh sekai no kizuato ni
Oh mirai wo hanashite hoshii no
Hodokeru you ni sashite hikari ni michita sayonara wo
I'll miss you I'll miss you
Batsu wo boku ni atae yo
Atae yo
Subete no kokoromi wa boku ga eranda sadame dakara
Oikakete oikakete
Itsu no ma ni ka torawaretemo
Kimi wa mada boku wo kai shite wa kureru no?
Boku janakya boku ja dame da
Boku janakya Collapse it
Tsumi mo batsu mo boku mo kimi mo
Horobosezu ni nokosarete sutatta
Kizukanai yo fukkaketa shinario
Kagayaku mirai wo kimi ni tadayou
Koko wo sashita naifu sae mo
Itsuka kitto hikari wo sasu kara
[Verse 1]
Other side of the tracks
Scuzz outsiders
Nothin' to loose
Strike of midnighters
(Lost boys)
True black and blues
No shoes, flat tires
Broke out the pen
Blood on barbed wire
Safe in your home
Gated zone terrorizers
Nowhere to go
Far as I can get hitchhikers
[Verse 2]
Fuck a job, might have to rob
And don't know just to get by, word
On the road for lifers
Bullets in the fire
Check the chain link
Swayze, I'm slummin'
Let 'em know who the fuck we are
Low and dirty lost boys
Comin' out the cuts
Like your favorite scar
Crawlin 'on tile, can't stand up
Been a while, kommodo gut
How to take it
How to give a fuck
How to live with pain
How to get your cut
How long's this been goin' on?
Man shit no way to tell too far gone, go get those flames from hell bring em here
Don't trip, no
I'll handle this
On some scandalous
Inland empire, Los Angeles
Anti-ego propaganda shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who's comin' up? Who's losin' ground?
2012, I'm shady now, running game on every thing in town
[Chorus]
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
[Bridge]
It's such a long way down
[Verse 3]
Brown paper baggin', asphalt scrapin', all talk no action, what I'm waitin'
Weak tongue waggin'
Stray dog beggin'
Like don't hurt me
Yeah right, I'm sayin'
Beware you have been warned, the barrels still warm, ease up off that lip or step
How quick a bitch fit to get checked, mate
One false move'll get ya
Set straight
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
[Chorus]
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
[Outro]
Oh yeah yeah
(Ride through the sky of black mist)
0/3/0 in laning phase, i started jungling at level 6 and tell my support to get bottom for exp, getting my dragon lance, joining fights early because their pa making desolator and my lc cant do much before blademail, get my shadowblade and with sheer luck enemy storm spirit decide that lc is a greater threat so he build linken first and not bkb or eul. I killed storm spirit twice, get the aegis and then pretty much on we already beat the impossible.
i export assembly function as .dll, use it in c++, get ~700ms, the same function written in c++ clocks ~300ms (meanwhile the lab im doing is supposed to illustrate that assembly code is much faster than cpp)
i go over my entire code, changing and rewriting every little bit, slightly break the function and only get it down to ~600ms (which, i suppose, the result of me just breaking something in it)
i remove a simple swap instruction(native to assembly, so supposedly implemented by somebody infinitely more competent than me), rewrite it myself and get ~140ms
why even have it in your language if
a) everything it does can be written in 3-5 lines anyway in any situation
b) it alone makes the program 5 times slower to the point where even a high-level language(admittedly, a pretty fast one with a great compiler to boot) is faster
destroyed w/ facts and logic
woops XD funny police ignored me going 152kmh
Young justice season 1 was berry cool actually hopefully season 2 is as good
tfw u dont understand what in the world u are calculating in math but know how to get the right result FeelsOkayMan
Pepega
how to study for calculus? i feel like theres so much to learn tbh and u cant rly skip work since most of the things depend on each other
klemm deinen schwanz zwischen deine beine und renn 3 mal um den campus
du türke
WeirdChamp
who the FUCK composed our curriculum we (me and 2 other nerds) 've been working hard this entire semester and are way ahead of everybody else(~40-50 people in total) and will at best barely turn everything in in time
as if it wasn't enough, our profs/teachers are (sorted by how problematic they are, in descending order):
1) literal fucking hitler(except blonde) who changes his mind every other class and asks mega specific and at the same time vague question and is basically impossible to pass a lab to because he'll just pull a question out of his ass that has nothing to do with the lab AND WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? you literally give us labs that are 15(im not kidding) years old and were written when grass was greener and windows xp the most cutting-edge OS there was. he has fucking 20 pages of theory and instructions on how to use winapi functions that are fucking useless because now even archaic duckling syndrome retards (like yours truly) have a win7 on their toaster. thank god winapi didn't change much and msdn is a thing or else i'd suicide myself
2) a total fucking dork that knows his shit i guess(?) but is so bad at communicating it he talks total bullshit like half of the time and you are better not listening to him at all and googling all ur shit rather than following his instructions because not knowing anything is better than "knowing" something that isn't true. also a fan of asking something he never mentioned before either as a trick question or as an extra lab task. we have 15 labs(+2 "big"/"final" labs) with this guy this semester and every single one is like a minefield in the sense that you never know when will you get gotcha'd by something he said that wasn't actually true
3) our fucking 60yo PE teacher that likes to tell his fucking stories about how he served in the navy and was treated like a bag of shit(which is a good thing according to him cause "people werent so soft back then"). or how some woman "sucked the venom" out of his ankle after he god bit by a snake(spoiler - it wasn't venomous), about how he "cucked" some guy who showed off before his gf on a sports ground and other VERY INTERESTING shit (including his rants and sexist/homophobic/transphobic remarks) repeated 2-3 times each because apparently he cant remember if he told us the story or not. and of course every class he mention the fabled exercise known as "fighting the gravity" which consists of spreading urself flat on the floor and then using a small roller w/ handles to instanly get your entire body off the ground in a single lunge(which is much harder than it sound and much more impressive than it looks - no one(except him) can do this in our group and he makes us try every once in a while)
at least it's much easier than the PE we used to have because he doesn't really give a fuck
4) our economics prof that is a very rad and cool dude that is also pretty friendly - except that over the course of the semester he went from "yea lol just attend my lectures and classes and pay attention and you will get an automat(an automatic grade on the exam without having to do anything) - i know u have it hard already" to "hey guys so no pressure but i have this test and then another test and then another and u better pass them well because ur exam grade depends on it and they're not exactly a piece of cake haha :)".
also he has a notoriousely bad memory for names and mixed my(and others') names all the time the first half of the semester and one time i thought it would be funny if instead of correcting him after he mis-names me i went along with the name he assigned me - he proceeded to call me this name for the duration of the class but next week he forgot about it even happening (or did he?). also im the only one who managed to piss him off to the point where he stayed w/ me after the class but i guess he forgot about that the next week too
also at the start of every lecture he makes sure to publicly acknowledge fransis (the only black student to attend w/ us) being present/abscent in a joking manner and it feels really weird
5) this guy:
6) the guy who doesn't really give a fuck, same way as we don't really give a fuck about whatever it is that he's teaching us. honesly it's a blessing because having another demanding teacher is the last thing we need this semester
7) the intelligent, the handsome, the magnificent, the brilliant gift of god to this earth that is our automata theory professor, god bless his soul
why the fuck did i even write this wall noones gonna read this
i read everything u write because usually its kinda funny at some point =)
right now i'd rather read the swiss neckbeard's complaint #2553631 two threads down - it's all funny in a weird way (from my perspective)
i did read it because i guessed that i could relate to some parts
(and i did)
and because suprisingly, i care
wtf is PE
There are a few really smart people out there but they are extremely difficult to find, my successful millionaire professor is the ONLY person I've met who I can say is "all there" in terms of his logical ability
People are ignorant and tough to deal with because of their low intelligence; it's nothing new.
You have to learn how to deal with people in life, that's the sign of a real man. People have a lot of opinions bro, this is why you don't give them any fuel to work with. You don't speak to them, and the idiots shut up. This is how you show them you're a stable powerful being, by treating them like dirt. It's maturity. Get with it.
im fucking dead
i wonder whether in 4 or 5 years there will be a point where void isn't insanely broken
actually im never playing morph mid again
completely pointless in 4k pubs
How do you apply laplace theorem to help you measure when is the fucking slark in your team starts going bkb
by saying
"hey slark
GO BKB PLS" 5 times
5 am gang lol?
physical education
in uni wtf yikes
pe major pog
fat fucks no pe in uni omeglul
fuck pe
in my previous uni we had most of the lectures/labs starting at 9 or 10 but pe began every saturday at 7 am
also it was conveniently placed on the opposite side of the city and took like an hour to get there so i had to get up like 3 hours earlier
heres ur problem
saturday at 7 am
pe
[Verse 1]
And you're tired of your mum and you're tired of your dad
Got you jumping through hoops, got you shaving your legs
Let it pass, let it pass, let it pass over you
And you're tired of your face and you're tired of your nose
Got you jumping through hoops, got you shaving your legs
Let it pass, let it pass, let it pass through you
[Chorus]
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
[Verse 2]
There will be no hesitation, there will be no confrontation
There will be no indication, there will be no cause
There will be no exultation, there will be no justification
There will be no way at all
[Chorus]
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
[Bridge]
Come back to me the way you were
The way you were when we were young
I'm trying to tell you everything
I'm trying to tell you everything
[Verse 3]
I can heal the blind, I can cure the sick
I can heal the blind, I can cure the sick
I can say the right things, I can say the right things
Where'd you get so cruel? Where'd you get so cruel?
Where'd you get so cruel? Where'd you get so cruel?
Where do you go? 'Cause you're never here
[Chorus]
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
And your nose is bleeding
And your nose is bleeding
You've been lying to me
[Outro]
Come back to me the the way you were
The way you were when we were young
I'm trying to tell you everything
I'm trying to tell you everything
Tatoeba me ga samete subete wa maboroshi da tte
Kisekimeita mousou wo kanaete hoshiin da
Oh boku ga egaita tsumi de
Oh ketsumatsu wo midasanaide
Itsuka kimi to miteita kono keshiki wa
Dare ni mo watasanai to chikatta no ni Oh
Kowashi tsuzuketa boku wa nanika wo sukuu kedo
Kawarihateta ima ni kakumei no naifu
Sasageta you ni sashite hikari ni michita sayonara wo
I'll miss you I'll miss you
Tsumi wa itsuka horobiru
Boku wo nosete kodomo no mama datte ikou
Kuzureru afureru kanawanai mousou
Tatoeba me ga samete subete wa shinjitsu datte
Higekiteki na sairen wo narasanaide
Oh sekai no kizuato ni
Oh mirai wo hanashite hoshii no
Hodokeru you ni sashite hikari ni michita sayonara wo
I'll miss you I'll miss you
Batsu wo boku ni atae yo
Atae yo
Subete no kokoromi wa boku ga eranda sadame dakara
Oikakete oikakete
Itsu no ma ni ka torawaretemo
Kimi wa mada boku wo kai shite wa kureru no?
Boku janakya boku ja dame da
Boku janakya Collapse it
Tsumi mo batsu mo boku mo kimi mo
Horobosezu ni nokosarete sutatta
Kizukanai yo fukkaketa shinario
Kagayaku mirai wo kimi ni tadayou
Koko wo sashita naifu sae mo
Itsuka kitto hikari wo sasu kara
[Verse 1]
Other side of the tracks
Scuzz outsiders
Nothin' to loose
Strike of midnighters
(Lost boys)
True black and blues
No shoes, flat tires
Broke out the pen
Blood on barbed wire
Safe in your home
Gated zone terrorizers
Nowhere to go
Far as I can get hitchhikers
[Verse 2]
Fuck a job, might have to rob
And don't know just to get by, word
On the road for lifers
Bullets in the fire
Check the chain link
Swayze, I'm slummin'
Let 'em know who the fuck we are
Low and dirty lost boys
Comin' out the cuts
Like your favorite scar
Crawlin 'on tile, can't stand up
Been a while, kommodo gut
How to take it
How to give a fuck
How to live with pain
How to get your cut
How long's this been goin' on?
Man shit no way to tell too far gone, go get those flames from hell bring em here
Don't trip, no
I'll handle this
On some scandalous
Inland empire, Los Angeles
Anti-ego propaganda shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who's comin' up? Who's losin' ground?
2012, I'm shady now, running game on every thing in town
[Chorus]
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
[Bridge]
It's such a long way down
[Verse 3]
Brown paper baggin', asphalt scrapin', all talk no action, what I'm waitin'
Weak tongue waggin'
Stray dog beggin'
Like don't hurt me
Yeah right, I'm sayin'
Beware you have been warned, the barrels still warm, ease up off that lip or step
How quick a bitch fit to get checked, mate
One false move'll get ya
Set straight
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
[Chorus]
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
It's such a long way down
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
Lost boys, lost boys
[Outro]
Oh yeah yeah
(Ride through the sky of black mist)
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You can win the game even if you have worst laning phase in the world, worst counterpicks or any shit matters
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4274795496
0/3/0 in laning phase, i started jungling at level 6 and tell my support to get bottom for exp, getting my dragon lance, joining fights early because their pa making desolator and my lc cant do much before blademail, get my shadowblade and with sheer luck enemy storm spirit decide that lc is a greater threat so he build linken first and not bkb or eul. I killed storm spirit twice, get the aegis and then pretty much on we already beat the impossible.
too essay lmao xD
another course where i have no idea what im doing but i might just pass anyway because everyone else also seems as incapable
what are u studying for
control engineering
holy cuck most of dotartbuff users are studying to become engineers including me
more like unemployed
relax i'll kill myself after i graduate (if i graduate which i probably won't)
very sad F
how does this even happen
i export assembly function as .dll, use it in c++, get ~700ms, the same function written in c++ clocks ~300ms (meanwhile the lab im doing is supposed to illustrate that assembly code is much faster than cpp)
i go over my entire code, changing and rewriting every little bit, slightly break the function and only get it down to ~600ms (which, i suppose, the result of me just breaking something in it)
i remove a simple swap instruction(native to assembly, so supposedly implemented by somebody infinitely more competent than me), rewrite it myself and get ~140ms
why even have it in your language if
a) everything it does can be written in 3-5 lines anyway in any situation
b) it alone makes the program 5 times slower to the point where even a high-level language(admittedly, a pretty fast one with a great compiler to boot) is faster
apparently the above is [somewhat] common knowlegde
http://www.asmcommunity.net/forums/topic/?id=2280
DAMN I WISH OUR TEACHER(that 50% bullshit rate dork) TOLD US THAT BEFOREHAND