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    any hero can be pos 4 rn. carries are fucking garbage and pos 5 heroes dont have enough items in the lane to go up against two heroes with full items.

    Feachairu

      @sia how do you play brood with diffu? wat playstyle is it
      i saw ramzes building that laso

      yea jerax did a lina pos 4 on qualifiers lol

      Tribo

        yoooooooooooo boiz first game on visage after training with him on my 2nd account :-D
        seemsGood 15 mmr game but it felt good.

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          good morning

          Shou

            Move over wr and sky, new meta is pos 4 pheonix
            You can harass them with your super mediocre attack range
            And if they have Aquila to increase their ehp against physical then u just wait till lvl 15 talent and deal 2100ish dmg nuke with fire spirits

            inx

              And channel ur massive dick of very hot fire

              arin

                dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners

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                Feachairu

                  btw arin for your money problem why not you try get 6k and sell divine accs for money or immos
                  dunno if those money will good in your country tho,in my country its pretty good probably

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                    ahaha he can barely get divine I come on now

                    Feachairu

                      i think he can if spam op hero probably

                      Väinämöinen

                        go distrubute newspapers.

                        from 04:00 - 06:30, earnings about 1.3k in switzerland (very bad but its something)

                        you could just play less dota and end up with the same sleep

                        Tribo

                          played a game with @arin
                          we played like trash ololol but it was a cool game
                          shout out to my speakers for making me sound like I'm screaming monkaS

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                          arin

                            please no shoutouts

                            Väinämöinen

                              shoutout to arin

                              Tribo

                                y u dont like them

                                Cashmere

                                  Man why am I always getting on dire. Valve fix this shit.

                                  Shou

                                    so, besides pullups and pushups and running what else should i do
                                    for 1 month im at home, but then at college ill have a gym to go to, so what should i try to do there?

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                                      Fixed a bug with how Quickcast on key down would filter targets (affected cases like Decrepify and Astral Imprisonment)

                                      thought this day would never ciome

                                      arin

                                        too bad that od is probably the worst hero in the game right now

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                                          hopp schwiiz

                                          Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                            Man my knee hurts I thought it would pass but its been 6 days now what to do

                                            Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                              EG had finally achieved its perfect form. Having removed the weak seeds from his garden, Artour was ready. With his queen Sumail at his side this year the prize that had eluded him so would be his at last.

                                              'Let them pass.' -he said graciously to Bulba, who grinned and nodded subserviently. The bells on his hat jingled as he opened the doors to welcome the new members into the room.

                                              Gustav 'S4' Magnusson came into the room first with a nervous smile and a quiet look on his eyes. Besides him was a towering man with short-cropped hair and glasses. Fly's muscles bulged openly as Artour laid eyes upon them. With a servant this formidable none would dare cross him again.

                                              'Tal, Gustav, this is my que-- my fellow king, Sumail.' Artour pointed at a chair where Sumail was sitting, looking radiant in his feathered doublet. The jewels on his crown glittered with the light of a thousand kinetic gems.

                                              'My lord.' Fly replied. Gustav said nothing.

                                              'And this is our loyal position 4, Cr1t, who will teach you how to properly provide us with items.'

                                              Cr1t made to move from his chair, but the thick chains around his ankles clattered and he sat down forcefully. He looked at them with glassy eyes that spoke of true horror.

                                              'Forgive him for not standing, my friends.' -Artour said. 'He is under punishment for his transgressions'.

                                              'What did he do?' -asked Fly.

                                              'He challenged Artour's decision to play Morphling.' -replied Sumail. 'So did the traitor Peter Dager, before we exiled him. One does not question a king.'

                                              Having finished the introductions, the team sat down for their first scrim. They had chosen a weak partner to fully demonstrate their glory. Sumail was already practicing his tipping in the lobby while the others looked on in awe.

                                              'Your battlepass is very impressive.' -said Fly. 'You must be very proud.'

                                              Artour nodded. 'We offer battlepass levels and pìzza in a bag to those who please us. Serve us faithfully and you will have all you desire.’

                                              The draft was underway. Fly swiftly banned Wisp, Chen and Techies. The others did not look interested. 'Let them play whatever they want, just pick me Morphling.' -said Artour, flexing his biceps. 'You can sit in fountain for all I care. I will farm them IRL.' The draft went by and it was finally time to pick RTZ's hero. Everyone was shocked to see Clinkz's hero icon taking up the last slot in EG's team formation.

                                              'What!?' - cried Sumail. 'That's not Morphling!'

                                              'A missclick, to be sure. Ask them for a remake.' Artour said, giving Fly an angry look.

                                              ‘No’.

                                              The voice was quiet, but full of power. Fly stood up and expanded quickly.

                                              ‘No. You will play Clinkz like the skinny little bitch that you are.’ -he continued. ‘There is a new master in NA.’

                                              Artour shrieked and attempted to farm Fly, but Tal used Krav Maga to overpower him. Sumail clutched his scepter as he looked on in terror. He cast a hopeful glance at S4, who was looking on the scene.

                                              ‘Gustav, do something!’ -he shouted. ‘He is hurting Artour.’

                                              S4 turned to look at Sumail and gave him a sad smile.

                                              ‘Primal split.’

                                              S4’s form dissolved into mist. From within the white tendrils spawned four shapes that made Cr1t cry in happiness. EGM stepped forward and tethered into the screaming Sumail, relocating them into the sun in a glorious sacrifice. Loda put his hat on the crying Cr1t’s head and soothed him with whispered words while Akke released the captives from RTZ’s dungeons. Bulldog serenely looked upon them like a gentle god and quietly reminded them runes would be coming in 4 minutes 35 seconds.

                                              Bulba watched everything without making a sound. And without a sound he left the room, but he left the door open so everyone could hear Artour scream.

                                              arin

                                                hello reddit

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                                                  cringe

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                                                    Feachairu

                                                      what the hell is that eg stuff

                                                      btw why od ult cd is 160s

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                                                        ‘No. You will play Clinkz like the skinny little bitch that you are.’ -he continued. ‘There is a new master in NA.’

                                                        LMAO

                                                        Väinämöinen

                                                          Man my knee hurts I thought it would pass but its been 6 days now what to do

                                                          I have the same, sometimes i can barely walk stairs.

                                                          My doctor told its from sitting too much. Sitting for long periods everyday puts strain on your knees. she advised me to get up every 30 mins to take a small walk, or stand up at work. pretty sure its the same issue in your case, as a fellow dota player.

                                                          apparently working out isnt enough movement, you actually need to walk or run (puke)

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                                                            Tribo

                                                              oi blyat

                                                              Shou

                                                                This is the worst ayy lmao has to offer

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                                                                  why u talking when ucould be getting rank

                                                                  Shou

                                                                    why get rank in ded gaem?

                                                                    Tribo

                                                                      .

                                                                      Tribo


                                                                        long time no shitposting :-) (1 day)

                                                                        Tribo

                                                                          go to pennis

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                                                                            are core queue times still 40 mins per game in role ranked?

                                                                            Tribo

                                                                              go to pennis

                                                                              Väinämöinen

                                                                                my dota2 just deinstalled itsself for some reason...I get the message :((((

                                                                                arin

                                                                                  it might be still on your hdd and steam just decides to overlook it for some reason

                                                                                  if that's the case then just turn on dota and it will recognize the existing files

                                                                                  Väinämöinen

                                                                                    yeah it redownloaded some files and it worked again

                                                                                    Väinämöinen

                                                                                      player cards gg

                                                                                      Väinämöinen

                                                                                        an you get put into hiddenpool with normal behaviour score because in 1 game you wrote allchat ''MC was right russians are dogs''?
                                                                                        rofl

                                                                                        Shou

                                                                                          Morpo so fucking good rn aaaaaaa

                                                                                          faw

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