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D the Superior

    D the Superior

      Guys, guys, I just found a way to surf internet on a rotten potato.

      Shou


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        D the Superior

          adsa21313132

            How to trigger me 101

            Stand in front of me while waiting for food and kiss ur gf for 20 minutes straight

            arin

              start kissing her too

              D the Superior

                arin

                  i did it guys

                  casual gamer

                    did what

                    adsa21313132

                      it

                      arin

                        school

                        casual gamer

                          🎉🎉🎉

                          Shou

                            Jay the Bird

                              you did fail?

                              arin

                                no

                                Shou

                                  PogChamp

                                  Shou

                                    Love, let's talk about love
                                    Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
                                    Or do the feeling haunt you?
                                    I know the feeling haunt you

                                    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
                                    All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
                                    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
                                    All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer

                                    Tell me what you gon' do to me
                                    Confrontation ain't nothin' new to me
                                    You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue
                                    But you can't bring the truth to me
                                    Fuck you and all your expectations
                                    I don't even want your congratulations
                                    I recognize your false confidence
                                    And calculated promises all in your conversation
                                    I hate people that feel entitled
                                    Look at me crazy 'cause I ain't invite you
                                    Oh, you important?
                                    You the moral to the story? You endorsin'?
                                    Mo.therfucker, I don't even like you
                                    Corrupt a man's heart with a gift
                                    That's how you find out who you dealin' with
                                    A small percentage who I'm buildin' with
                                    I want the credit if I'm losin' or I'm winnin'
                                    On my momma, that's the realest shit

                                    Love, let's talk about love
                                    Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
                                    Or do the feeling haunt you?
                                    I know the feeling haunt you

                                    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
                                    All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
                                    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
                                    All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer

                                    Skin covered with ego
                                    Get to talkin' like a end-forth, like a rebound
                                    No control, no off switch
                                    In the way that you bringin' me down
                                    It's a turn on, get it away from me
                                    Know you mean wrong, keep away from me
                                    And it's all wrong, get it away from me, yeah
                                    I just cry for no reason
                                    I just pray for no reason
                                    I just thank for the life, for the day
                                    For the hours and another life breathin'
                                    How did it all go to feel good?
                                    You could live it all if you feel bad
                                    Better live your life
                                    We were runnin' out of time

                                    Love, let's talk about love
                                    Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
                                    Or do the feeling haunt you?
                                    I know the feeling haunt you

                                    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
                                    All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
                                    This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
                                    All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer

                                    me, government hooker

                                      [Intro: Famous Dex]
                                      Hey yo, big bro, you fucking with that?
                                      Ha, okay cool
                                      That's my fucking brother right there, ya dig?
                                      Dexter, ooh, huh (yeah, a-what)

                                      [Verse 1: Famous Dex]
                                      Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, groove
                                      Baby girl watch how you move (what)
                                      I got them Vans on my shoes, ooh (I do)
                                      I pop a pill and I lose, wait
                                      Speed it up (speed)
                                      Look at them diamonds, they eat it up (Eat)
                                      Got me two bit.ches, I eat it up (You what?)
                                      They thinkin' of wifing, deleting them (yeah)
                                      A-wait, ooh (Dexter) pints in, call up Rocket, ooh (a-what)
                                      My brother plug like a socket, ooh
                                      Kick in this door, yeah I got it (yeah)
                                      Open the safe, you can't lock it, ooh (a-what)
                                      Sipping that Wok, yeah I go to the top
                                      Buss on yo bitch like a Glock, ooh
                                      She like to suck on my clock, ooh (yeah)
                                      I get the money, don't stop
                                      Dexter!

                                      [Interlude 1: Famous Dex]
                                      Hah, ya know what I'm saying?
                                      Like I, I, I know you like this beat too
                                      But you a fucking goofy though (fucking lame ass nig.ga)
                                      A-wait, ooh

                                      [Verse 2: Famous Dex]
                                      Word around, word around, word around town (bitch)
                                      I heard this boy was a clown, ooh (was a clown)
                                      Swim in yo bitch once I drown, ooh (I do)
                                      Calling my plug for the pound, wait
                                      Odd Future, yeah it's right on my clothes
                                      Bad bitch, yeah I watch her do coke (what)
                                      Broke as hell, I used to sleep on the floor
                                      I never do it no more, ooh (a-what)
                                      Tellin' you broke it's no joke, ooh
                                      I used to kick in that door (kick in that door)
                                      Wait, now I'm selling out them shows
                                      One on my wrist, Fendi right on my clothes, huh (what)
                                      Hold on lil' mama you tweakin' (baby you tweakin')
                                      A bad bitch, Puerto Rican (Puerto Rican, what)
                                      I get her off molly, she geeking
                                      Call up your friends, we'll be set for the weekend
                                      Dexter!

                                      [Interlude: Famous Dex]
                                      Ya know what I'm sayin? Like, no no no
                                      We can only chill for a weekend then you gotta go
                                      Tell your friend too
                                      I'm one of the prettiest moth.rfuc.kers you’ve ever seen
                                      A-Dexter

                                      [Verse 3: A$AP Rocky]
                                      Order VLONE, color orange mango label
                                      Rotary phone (whoo) in my old school Mercedes
                                      Smoke OG Grown (whoo) when I'm Californicating
                                      I got three phones, business, conversation, and relation
                                      Hol' up, wait a sec', wait a min', wait a tic
                                      Jacob my wrist, nothing was fake on my wrist
                                      Four finger ring on my hand
                                      Say what you say to my wrist, talk to the hand
                                      Don't wanna resort to the hands
                                      What the face say to the fist? (I'm Rick James, bitch!)

                                      [Interlude: A$AP Rocky]
                                      Hah, funny as shit, a fifth of the tab
                                      Suck on her tits, go back to the pad
                                      Watched "Dexter's Lab" on the 'Flix

                                      [Verse 4: A$AP Rocky]
                                      Uhh, speed it up, speed it up, speed it up
                                      Just did this track then I beat it up
                                      Acne, my jacket from Sweden (huh)
                                      My chicks don't exactly know English (what)
                                      They ain't about that action of no beefing, ahh
                                      I might as well go back to vegan (um)
                                      My shit might go platinum first week (uh)
                                      Play this shit back and repeat it (uh)
                                      Word around, word of mouth, word around town
                                      You the one doin' all the murder 'round town
                                      Pullin' up, shootin', leave the burner downtown
                                      Shoot it like the birdy 'cause they all fly south
                                      Whippin', I'm whippin', I'm whippin' the wrists
                                      I'm fucking your bitch and I'm up in your fridge
                                      I only tell stories of tuckin' in kids
                                      So how in the fuck can they fuck with the kid?

                                      [Outro: A$AP Rocky]
                                      Hah, funny as shit, I was missing a bit
                                      I'm back in my bag, back to the pad
                                      Watched "Dexter's Lab" on the 'Flix

                                      D the Superior

                                        There's something inside me
                                        It's, it's coming out
                                        I feel like killing you
                                        Let loose of the anger, held back too long
                                        My blood runs cold

                                        Through my anatomy, dwells another being
                                        Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
                                        Brutality now becomes my appetite
                                        Violence is now a way of life
                                        The sledge's my tool to torture
                                        As it pounds down on your forehead

                                        Eyes bulging from their sockets
                                        With every swing of my mallet
                                        I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
                                        through the cracks, blood does leak
                                        distorted beauty, catastrophe
                                        Steaming slop, splattered all over me

                                        Lifeless body, slouching dead
                                        Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

                                        Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
                                        You will never live again, soon your life will end
                                        I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
                                        facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

                                        Crushing, cranial, contents

                                        Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
                                        Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
                                        Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
                                        Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

                                        Suffer, and then you die
                                        Torture, pulverized

                                        At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
                                        To kill as I please, no one can stop me

                                        Created to kill, the carnage continues
                                        Violently reshaping human facial tissue

                                        Brutality becomes my appetite
                                        Violence is now a way of life
                                        The sledge's my tool to torture
                                        As it pounds down on your forehead

                                        bearcat0611

                                          I'm now 59 mmr away from reaching 3k, and I'm now really starting to see the skill level rise and the game change. I've been playing alot of viper in recent patches and one of the reasons I enjoy playing the hero is his capability to completely dominate a 1v1 mid matchup which happens frequently in low level pubs. But as I've gotten nearer and nearer to 3k that has changed, I rarely play a game without getting rotated on at least twice in the laning phase and I'm seeing myself start to lose alot of my lanes. What are some tips you guys have for helping out my early laning stage.

                                          Shou

                                            viper is no longer the lvl 1 and 2 lane dominator for me
                                            you need to either be ahead of the mid by a level or hope they execute the gank poorly as they often do
                                            this happens a lot for me when i play viper tho so i end up turning a decent amt of ganks

                                            bearcat0611

                                              yeah, in general the hero is way weaker than he used to be, especially at low levels. I think the only reason his winrate didn't dramatically fall like I originally predicted was because having break allowed the hero to be extremely effective against certain heroes. The hero now just feels really weak until at least two items but isn't good at farming and can struggle to survive early fights and so often I feel like i get behind and I'm trying to play catchup. It also feels like the hero has to many problems that you have to solve with items. He needs health and armor along with mobility and mana regen. And on top of this the heroes scaling is lackluster until he hits a massive powerspike at 25 with an extra 120 damage. It just feels like icefrog completely screwed up the heroes power curve and left the hero in an awkward spot where he doesn't really know what to be.

                                              Shou

                                                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3724423064
                                                please tell me this match is winnable
                                                jesus fucking christ

                                                Shou

                                                  i get teammates thinking jungle enigma is still viable, that picking timber into a shaman lane is viable, that drow is good vs a highly aggressive lineup
                                                  i dont understand
                                                  and yet the enemy team has their resident support "im gonna fuck every lanes ass" players
                                                  nice

                                                  Knifepony

                                                    1. Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall,
                                                    Wie Schwertgeklirr und Wogenprall:
                                                    Zum Rhein, zum Rhein, zum deutschen Rhein,
                                                    Wer will des Stromes Hüter sein?
                                                    |: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
                                                    |: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|

                                                    2. Durch hunderttausend zuckt es schnell,
                                                    Und aller Augen blitzen hell;
                                                    Der deutsche Jüngling, fromm und stark,
                                                    Beschirmt die heil'ge Landesmark.
                                                    |: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
                                                    |: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|

                                                    3. Er blickt hinauf in Himmels Au'n,
                                                    Wo Heldengeister niederschau'n,
                                                    Und schwört mit stolzer Kampfeslust:
                                                    Du Rhein bleibst deutsch, wie meine Brust!
                                                    |: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
                                                    |: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|

                                                    4. So lang ein Tropfen Blut noch glüht,
                                                    Noch eine Faust den Degen zieht,
                                                    Und noch ein Arm die Büchse spannt,
                                                    Betritt kein Feind hier deinen Strand!
                                                    |: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
                                                    |: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|

                                                    5. Und ob mein Herz im Tode bricht,
                                                    Wirst du doch drum ein Welscher nicht,
                                                    Reich, wie an Wasser deine Flut,
                                                    Ist Deutschland ja an Heldenblut!
                                                    |: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
                                                    |: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :

                                                    arin

                                                      https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3724423064
                                                      please tell me this match is winnable
                                                      jesus fucking christ

                                                      wrong thread

                                                      TripleSteal-

                                                        florian are we playing today

                                                        D the Superior

                                                          The deadest board.

                                                          arin

                                                            D the Superior

                                                              faw

                                                                OMEGALUL verwatch

                                                                Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                                                  who did it better? 🤔

                                                                  faw

                                                                    neither

                                                                    D the Superior

                                                                      quity


                                                                        here's something you fegs will liek

                                                                        D the Superior

                                                                          here's something you fegs will liek

                                                                          one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                            to the mod that banned me(+permad myalt apparently) for 3 days for a picture with the word "rape" in it - ure a hero

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                                                                            faw

                                                                              lol

                                                                              one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                                sickest patch since 7.00

                                                                                Karellen

                                                                                  years ago i was at a rave in Toronto. We were devouring psychedelics and coke all day. I probably had a gram of MDMA to myself during the day plus 2 hits of acid and a couple grams of blow. We left the rave early because the girls we went with wanted to go to a party.

                                                                                  So we went back to the hotel and i snorted a half gram line of coke and drank 12 beers. Then i took another hit of acid and smoked a couple bong rips. We asked the girls where the party is. They tell us a gay bar. Now, I'm not homophobic at all (some of my previous post titles prove this) but for some reason, maybe because of the drugs, i started to worry for my butthole. Its never been in a gay bar before. Will it gape? Will it tighten up so hard it bleeds? I knew my butthole would be confused or scared in this situation so i decided to find a way to protect it.

                                                                                  Me and a buddy go to a dollar store across the street from the hotel. We find some duct tape. I put 2 to 3 pieces over my butthole. Then I felt comfortable enough to go to the gay bar. I didn't want to go to this gay bar but these girls did and i wanted to fuck them afterwards so i went.

                                                                                  Inside the gay bar, it was actually pretty fucking wild. Coke was everywhere, pretty sure some people were smoking crack i could smell it. So we go up to the bar and have a few shots. Then, i had the urge to shit. At this point im so high on the drugs i forgot i duct taped my butthole shut. So i start pooping and nothing dropped. I tripped a bit then i remembered. I tried to take it off fast but i forgot about how much hair is around my butthole. I yelped in pain but then i laughed. After i shit i tripped because i flushed the duct tape down the toilet. Now my butthole was exposed. Then i left the bathroom and a gay guy came up to me and asked me if i wanted a hit of meth. I said yes immediately but then i got terrified because i thought he was seducing me with meth to get to my butthole. But i ended up hitting the meth pipe and having a great time. My butthole went unscathed once again.

                                                                                  Moral of the story, gay bars are kind of fun.

                                                                                  Shou

                                                                                    ^already read it
                                                                                    Post the Caillou pr0n one

                                                                                    Jay the Bird

                                                                                      is there an option in dota to completely restrain myself from talking? i've become overly toxic recently

                                                                                      Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                                                                        you can unbind your enter key

                                                                                        D the Superior

                                                                                          to the mod that banned me(+permad myalt apparently) for 3 days for a picture with the word "rape" in it - ure a hero

                                                                                          You better post pictures of naked cat people next time, loser.

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                                                                                            bek for anotha day

                                                                                            D the Superior

                                                                                              I want that minute of my life back.

                                                                                              faw

                                                                                                somebody posted this in my unis meme group, but i dont get it

                                                                                                anybody doES ?=

                                                                                                D the Superior

                                                                                                  Same shit as your political memes.