man fuck these guys actually, why couldnt they do this in july when pretty much everyone except africans and other far students leave, why they gotta torture us like that
-wash ur shit in hot water(theres no hot water in the entrie dorm for almost a week now)))
-move ur stuff around and pack it, clean cupboards and shelfs(where are we supposed to put all those items after than is not mentioned, the balcony's closed)
the fact that there is lots of stuff from my roomate who left for an uncertain amount of time that i cant move(and even if i could i have nowhere to put it) doesnt make it easier
w/e im ruining again
i have no reason to play with axe who reuses courier with my bottle for a tp or wk who buys midas recipe first and then wonder why theyre losing the lane
probably, idk, when they did it earlier this year there werent such strict rquirements, but mb its like a super deep deinsection or smth
i guess ill leave a note to them explaining my situation and telling them to piss off, i did what i could on my side
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THE CREEPY MAN
SUNSfan
SUNSFAN is back taking time from his busy schedule of not owning a team and being the head of the biggest low effort peice of shit dota 2 themed youtube channel in existence. We hope you are ready to return to the days of cat slapping fun and listening to his constant descriptions of his horrible digestive problems. We know our toilets arnt.
ANNEEDROID:
Game Knowledge increased from 0 to 5.0
Furry interest decreased from 50% to 25%
Added Passive Ability Grill - Is female
MAUT:
Base Mautism Increased from 3.0 to 4.2 during night
Added Aghanim’s Scepter - Shaved Nips
Base storytelling increased by .002
ZYORI:
Leggings Tightness increased from Disturbing to unbelievable
Added additional phrases from the 1930s to Zyori’s vocabulary
Nerfed ability “Host” - Now “Host once a year”
GARETH:
Name changed to Durka
Name changed to GBCasts
Name changed to Gareth
Name changed to fuccboi
Name changed to GarGar Binks
Name changed to Lurkadurka
Name changed to Abdul Ismail
Name changed to Outhouse Demolisher
Name changed to Gareth
MRP:
Added MRP to Captain’s Mode
Shift duration channel increased from 3 hours to 16 hours
Gold Per Minute Decreased from .50 cents to 0
Added new ability - Dangerous Job Insecurity
SHANE:
Changed Nationality from Irish to Welsh
Hair growth decreased from 0.02 to 0.001
Changed main attribute from intelligence to Potato Farmer
TRENT:
Canadian Courtesy cast range increased from immediate vicinity to global
Syrup Fingers move speed decreased on Keyboard
Maut & Trent are now separate heroes
+1 Sexual frustration
SUNSFAN:
Bowel Movements Increased
Bowel Movements Decreased
Removed Bowel movements
Exponentially increased Bowel movements
Cast range of volatile diarrhea increased
Removed from Caster’s Mode for pressing ceremonial reasons
Added new items Peptobismol and Cherry Coke
PURGE:
Increased Ability “Coaching” By 50%
Every 9 days loses 1 intelligence
Fixed bug where Purge would sometimes laugh at a joke stolen by Rubick
NAHAZ:
Early game prediction ability increased. From 50% to 100%
New ability added “Stats Don’t Lie” - When making a prediction involving Team Liquid gain 200 Damage
MR. ROO:
Added ability - Bugle Boy - Ass Bugle
Pug Cam duration increased from 5 minutes to always and forever
Added Ability - Handsome boy
Snore Levels increased to distracting levels
BURNSIDE:
Added to Captain’s Mode
NIKKI:
Ultimate Ability “Manage” Cooldown Reduction reduced from Once a Day to Fuck it Just do Whatever
Increased Unremovable Cat Hair from 90% to 99% of clothing
Sleep Schedule Reworked from China Schedule to WAKE UP NIKI THE STREAM IS DOWN
BUKKA:
Value for “Valve Appropriation” changed, bukka now has a 10% chance to steal Valve features instead
bukka now uses spaces instead of tabs
PIMP:
Tomb of Knowledge no longer purchasble on Pimp, as Pimp believes he knows everything
Added High Fiber Count German Scarf to the store for purchase
Name changed from Pimpmunkle to Hookerman
HookerMan has been removed from Valve events for pressing ceremonial reasons
BRAX:
Removed from Hub Mode
Added Ability: Remote Caster - Now has 50% less chance to starve to death during casts, 50% chance to not show up to casts
Due to physical removal from Hub, intelligence gain per level increased dramatically and exponentially
I don't usually watch streams but ran out of series to watch today and opened twitch. Clicked Dota 2. Clicked most popular live stream of player VP.No[o]ne. Watched 15 minutes. Saw him be toxic, flame and then proceed to rage buyback and destroy his items 25 minutes into a ranked game where his team had not lost any rax yet.
Sincerely from the bottom of my heart, fuck you, kind sir No[o]ne. Seeing these 15 minutes of twitch has helped me suddenly much better understand why there so many toxic players intentionally ruining games of dota 2 that I'm trying to enjoy. As much as young boys mimic the hairstyles of their favorite football players, they take cue for their behavior and playstyles from eSports athletes they see in tournaments.
I understand that emotional maturity is not everybody's strongest suit and that is absolutely fine. But at the moment, you are not just neutral, you are in fact part of the worst kind of cancer of our community, No[o]ne.
I demand that you apologize to all of us who have to deal with the ripple effects of your immature behaviour in our pubs and stop intentionally ruining ranked games, especially on stream. Forever. This is not excusable. Everybody gets mad and rages, I know. Everybody goes on a rant on what their teammates did wrong after dying in a fight, I know. But it is not ok to sometimes destroy items and feed down mid. NOT EVEN ONCE. It is unacceptable.
The addressee of this rant will probably never read this but to anyone who ever will: stop following and rooting for players who are spreading toxicity into the community of our beloved sport and pastime - Dota 2. Do not root for VP.No[o]ne. Watch somebody else's stream. Bleed the color of another team for TI. Until it is unequivocally condemned by said athletes, boycott them. Be an activist and change Dota a little bit to the better.
If you work at valve, vote against inviting such players to events in any capacity, regardless of their technical skills.
As a Russian, i feel deeply ashamed of our players, i must say its almost always a torture to queue on a russian server for a mature russian player who takes game seriously (5k+ bracket), everyone thinks that he is the hero and the owner of this game, and he is here just to win a game for us, insects. I deeply apologize for this nonsense.
Thats probably because there is too much garbage like this one on a twitch platform, and almost all of them are acting in this way.
P.S If you actually could understand him you probably would have puked
EDIT1: I am happy that this has become a popular and controversial discussion. Among fruitless slurs, some good points have been raised in the comments that I want to briefly address.
(these are not really quotes but summaries of ideas)
It will always be like this. It comes with package
a. I am optimistic that this is not the case. For instance, the community was way friendlier back in Garena. And, if you look at other major sporting communities or organisations, then it’s normal that it takes time. NBA, International Olympic Committee etc etc have all come a long way. I suggest we start moving now.
Other streamers do it too, it’s unfair to single out this guy but not EG etc.
a. Everybody should be treated equally. I don’t support a specific team or player, I just opened twitch and watched the most popular stream at that exact moment. I have no bias in that regard.
Only skill should be taken into account for invites and other such things
a. This is already not true. Players have been banned for 322. There is clearly a precedent of exceptional cases where going against the core values of the competition means you will not be invited, regardless of skill.
b. This is not true at any other major sporting event. Athletes have been barred participation at the Olympics for public racist or gayshaming. Once again having to do with contradicting a core value of the event.
c. Ultimately the exact deciding factors for invites are unknown as it stands and allow for such flexibility already. There could easily have been somebody in the Valve meeting room saying “let’s invite these guys, they are easily marketable”.
Only an idiot decides based on 15 minutes of stream
a. The very point I am trying to make is that we should strive for 0 tolerance. It is never ok to destroy items or intentionally feed.
If you don’t want to, you don’t have to watch the stream. He can do what he wants.
a. This is absolutely true but does not imply freedom from consequences. Organisers of The Summit are free to not invite a player or team known for such behavior. So is Valve. And most importantly, I am calling upon everybody who agrees with me to be more militant and assert that this is not ok by shifting their attention.
It is silly to demand an apology.
a. It might be silly to use the word demand but the point stands. I want No[o]ne to react to this and I want him to man up and take some responsibility. At the very least we cannot ignore this influence popular players have on the Dota 2 experience we all end up getting.
Saying “fuck you” and “cancer” in this post undermines the PMA idea.
a. Yes, phrasing was probably not the best. I was really angered because when I have bad games, I think about how it could be improved (such as a better report system) and today I guess it hit me that this absolutely stupid and silly thing exists.
b. I used this title to get more attention to this important issue.
sddddddd
the very engrish notice i mentioned earlier
DONT TLL ME WHTA TO DO U LILTL SHIT
man fuck these guys actually, why couldnt they do this in july when pretty much everyone except africans and other far students leave, why they gotta torture us like that
-wash ur shit in hot water(theres no hot water in the entrie dorm for almost a week now)))
-move ur stuff around and pack it, clean cupboards and shelfs(where are we supposed to put all those items after than is not mentioned, the balcony's closed)
the fact that there is lots of stuff from my roomate who left for an uncertain amount of time that i cant move(and even if i could i have nowhere to put it) doesnt make it easier
Attention!Important notice!
well idk does it matter that much anw?
w/e im ruining again
i have no reason to play with axe who reuses courier with my bottle for a tp or wk who buys midas recipe first and then wonder why theyre losing the lane
guys i have an issue i asked a girl whether she wants to study she unexpectedly said yes what do ???
tell her that she got pranked
we cant go to my place and weather outside is shit help
"im a robot"
spunki 2017
spunki.exe stopped working
[x] shut down spunki exe
[✔] search for help online to fix ur issue
you either die a 5k or live long enough to see yourself become a game ruiner
but 5ks are game ruiners
callate hdp
probably, idk, when they did it earlier this year there werent such strict rquirements, but mb its like a super deep deinsection or smth
i guess ill leave a note to them explaining my situation and telling them to piss off, i did what i could on my side
ur mums callate
Im reallky tilted at the moment. I cant seem to get a decent game not even when I really commit to supporting.
I dont know what the fuck to do anymore, this game is just plain shit. Might as well quit.
Have you tried following the cuki guide of hell?
same
Nah, while I am aware that I'll never reach anything like 5k, nor do i need to, I find myself frustrated because of my team mates.
When you feel like game is shit, random naga siren.
whats so funny about that
LMAO u know who that is? xd
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Yes
the worst porn star in existence?
maybe i should just take pauses between the games...
when i queue my 6th or 7th game in a row i feel like im running on automode and just lose
Do a set of push ups and drink a glass of water after every game and then ask urself if u r ready to queue
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@Arin
I am feeling you man, I've been experiencing the same lately.
Dota is fun game
Hah, seen that game.
Btw, Moiz told me its possible to get 2x the battle points bundle, just bought it :)
studying with hot chick tomorrow monkaS
hehe send pic
http://hub.moonduck.tv/talent ROFL
holy fuck is that really mia khalifa playing games???? GGGGG END
THE CREEPY MAN
SUNSfan
SUNSFAN is back taking time from his busy schedule of not owning a team and being the head of the biggest low effort peice of shit dota 2 themed youtube channel in existence. We hope you are ready to return to the days of cat slapping fun and listening to his constant descriptions of his horrible digestive problems. We know our toilets arnt.
xd
CASTER CHANGES
ANNEEDROID:
Game Knowledge increased from 0 to 5.0
Furry interest decreased from 50% to 25%
Added Passive Ability Grill - Is female
MAUT:
Base Mautism Increased from 3.0 to 4.2 during night
Added Aghanim’s Scepter - Shaved Nips
Base storytelling increased by .002
ZYORI:
Leggings Tightness increased from Disturbing to unbelievable
Added additional phrases from the 1930s to Zyori’s vocabulary
Nerfed ability “Host” - Now “Host once a year”
GARETH:
Name changed to Durka
Name changed to GBCasts
Name changed to Gareth
Name changed to fuccboi
Name changed to GarGar Binks
Name changed to Lurkadurka
Name changed to Abdul Ismail
Name changed to Outhouse Demolisher
Name changed to Gareth
MRP:
Added MRP to Captain’s Mode
Shift duration channel increased from 3 hours to 16 hours
Gold Per Minute Decreased from .50 cents to 0
Added new ability - Dangerous Job Insecurity
SHANE:
Changed Nationality from Irish to Welsh
Hair growth decreased from 0.02 to 0.001
Changed main attribute from intelligence to Potato Farmer
TRENT:
Canadian Courtesy cast range increased from immediate vicinity to global
Syrup Fingers move speed decreased on Keyboard
Maut & Trent are now separate heroes
+1 Sexual frustration
SUNSFAN:
Bowel Movements Increased
Bowel Movements Decreased
Removed Bowel movements
Exponentially increased Bowel movements
Cast range of volatile diarrhea increased
Removed from Caster’s Mode for pressing ceremonial reasons
Added new items Peptobismol and Cherry Coke
SIRACTIONSLACKS:
Cringe factor increased exponentially
Move speed decreased
Added new ability male-patterned baldness
PURGE:
Increased Ability “Coaching” By 50%
Every 9 days loses 1 intelligence
Fixed bug where Purge would sometimes laugh at a joke stolen by Rubick
NAHAZ:
Early game prediction ability increased. From 50% to 100%
New ability added “Stats Don’t Lie” - When making a prediction involving Team Liquid gain 200 Damage
MR. ROO:
Added ability - Bugle Boy - Ass Bugle
Pug Cam duration increased from 5 minutes to always and forever
Added Ability - Handsome boy
Snore Levels increased to distracting levels
BURNSIDE:
Added to Captain’s Mode
NIKKI:
Ultimate Ability “Manage” Cooldown Reduction reduced from Once a Day to Fuck it Just do Whatever
Increased Unremovable Cat Hair from 90% to 99% of clothing
Sleep Schedule Reworked from China Schedule to WAKE UP NIKI THE STREAM IS DOWN
BUKKA:
Value for “Valve Appropriation” changed, bukka now has a 10% chance to steal Valve features instead
bukka now uses spaces instead of tabs
PIMP:
Tomb of Knowledge no longer purchasble on Pimp, as Pimp believes he knows everything
Added High Fiber Count German Scarf to the store for purchase
Name changed from Pimpmunkle to Hookerman
HookerMan has been removed from Valve events for pressing ceremonial reasons
BRAX:
Removed from Hub Mode
Added Ability: Remote Caster - Now has 50% less chance to starve to death during casts, 50% chance to not show up to casts
Due to physical removal from Hub, intelligence gain per level increased dramatically and exponentially
ANNEEDROID:
reduced weight by 50%
would be good
SHEEVER:
removed 🅱️oo🅱️ies and hair
dark
ayy
lmeo
I don't usually watch streams but ran out of series to watch today and opened twitch. Clicked Dota 2. Clicked most popular live stream of player VP.No[o]ne. Watched 15 minutes. Saw him be toxic, flame and then proceed to rage buyback and destroy his items 25 minutes into a ranked game where his team had not lost any rax yet.
Sincerely from the bottom of my heart, fuck you, kind sir No[o]ne. Seeing these 15 minutes of twitch has helped me suddenly much better understand why there so many toxic players intentionally ruining games of dota 2 that I'm trying to enjoy. As much as young boys mimic the hairstyles of their favorite football players, they take cue for their behavior and playstyles from eSports athletes they see in tournaments.
I understand that emotional maturity is not everybody's strongest suit and that is absolutely fine. But at the moment, you are not just neutral, you are in fact part of the worst kind of cancer of our community, No[o]ne.
I demand that you apologize to all of us who have to deal with the ripple effects of your immature behaviour in our pubs and stop intentionally ruining ranked games, especially on stream. Forever. This is not excusable. Everybody gets mad and rages, I know. Everybody goes on a rant on what their teammates did wrong after dying in a fight, I know. But it is not ok to sometimes destroy items and feed down mid. NOT EVEN ONCE. It is unacceptable.
The addressee of this rant will probably never read this but to anyone who ever will: stop following and rooting for players who are spreading toxicity into the community of our beloved sport and pastime - Dota 2. Do not root for VP.No[o]ne. Watch somebody else's stream. Bleed the color of another team for TI. Until it is unequivocally condemned by said athletes, boycott them. Be an activist and change Dota a little bit to the better.
If you work at valve, vote against inviting such players to events in any capacity, regardless of their technical skills.
everybody should be playing like chi long qua, game would be much better
best dota 2 player the world has fuckin ever seen (or some sentence like that)
yeah there's nothing we can do about that
bomba_chan 160 очков 22 часа назад
As a Russian, i feel deeply ashamed of our players, i must say its almost always a torture to queue on a russian server for a mature russian player who takes game seriously (5k+ bracket), everyone thinks that he is the hero and the owner of this game, and he is here just to win a game for us, insects. I deeply apologize for this nonsense.
Thats probably because there is too much garbage like this one on a twitch platform, and almost all of them are acting in this way.
P.S If you actually could understand him you probably would have puked
EDIT1: I am happy that this has become a popular and controversial discussion. Among fruitless slurs, some good points have been raised in the comments that I want to briefly address.
(these are not really quotes but summaries of ideas)
It will always be like this. It comes with package
a. I am optimistic that this is not the case. For instance, the community was way friendlier back in Garena. And, if you look at other major sporting communities or organisations, then it’s normal that it takes time. NBA, International Olympic Committee etc etc have all come a long way. I suggest we start moving now.
Other streamers do it too, it’s unfair to single out this guy but not EG etc.
a. Everybody should be treated equally. I don’t support a specific team or player, I just opened twitch and watched the most popular stream at that exact moment. I have no bias in that regard.
Only skill should be taken into account for invites and other such things
a. This is already not true. Players have been banned for 322. There is clearly a precedent of exceptional cases where going against the core values of the competition means you will not be invited, regardless of skill.
b. This is not true at any other major sporting event. Athletes have been barred participation at the Olympics for public racist or gayshaming. Once again having to do with contradicting a core value of the event.
c. Ultimately the exact deciding factors for invites are unknown as it stands and allow for such flexibility already. There could easily have been somebody in the Valve meeting room saying “let’s invite these guys, they are easily marketable”.
Only an idiot decides based on 15 minutes of stream
a. The very point I am trying to make is that we should strive for 0 tolerance. It is never ok to destroy items or intentionally feed.
If you don’t want to, you don’t have to watch the stream. He can do what he wants.
a. This is absolutely true but does not imply freedom from consequences. Organisers of The Summit are free to not invite a player or team known for such behavior. So is Valve. And most importantly, I am calling upon everybody who agrees with me to be more militant and assert that this is not ok by shifting their attention.
It is silly to demand an apology.
a. It might be silly to use the word demand but the point stands. I want No[o]ne to react to this and I want him to man up and take some responsibility. At the very least we cannot ignore this influence popular players have on the Dota 2 experience we all end up getting.
Saying “fuck you” and “cancer” in this post undermines the PMA idea.
a. Yes, phrasing was probably not the best. I was really angered because when I have bad games, I think about how it could be improved (such as a better report system) and today I guess it hit me that this absolutely stupid and silly thing exists.
b. I used this title to get more attention to this important issue.