Manly:
Troll (you can't manfight this guy)
Lifestealer
Abaddon
Spirit Breaker
Pussy:
Puck
Antimage (utill lategame)
Manly
1. Axe - I am going to make all of you fight me and if any of you aren't good enough I am going to just dunk you out of existence.
2. Legion Commander - You, me, no spells, no items, TO THE DEATH (or 4-5 seconds is up)
3. Centaur - I will kill you with absolutely no regard for my own safety.
Wimpy
1. Crystal Maiden - OMG an enemy. Quick frostbite them then try to run away.... very slowly
2. Drow Ranger - Someone getting close? Gust them away! I don't want to break a nail.
3. Morphling - Uh Oh some kind of conflict before I'm 6 slotted. Quick morph strength and replicate out.
Manliest:
1. Legion Commander - picks a 1v1 fight to anyone
2. Tusk- uppercuts any units flying
3. Spirit Breaker - the usual charge
Gayest:
1. Wraith king - two lives, one skill lol
2. Doom - im evil i doom you
3. Tiny - 1, 2, die baby
Manly:
1. Pudge - manly as fuck, butcher, doesnt give a fuck about his appearence and throws hooks and kill shit
2. Bara - will charge you no matter if he dies or not, he will roar like a sick cunt and fuck the trees around
3. Clock - he isnt the type of a guy that runs away, he will have 10 hp and will still fuck your shit up and even trap you in his cogs so you love him until you die
Pussy ass bitches:
1. Puck - just look at him, he looks like some mutant with a big belly, all he can do is just run away like the pussy he is
2. Prophet - will spawn his shitty babies out od trees and if there's a danger nearby he will hide in his bitch ass trees and teleport away
3. Sniper - some old perv with growth stunt who decided he will just fuck shit up from far away and he start to run away when he loses 0.001 hp because he is so scared to die like a pussy would be
Manly:
1. Axe, of course, he works very well especially in pub games (the power of backdoor lol)
2. Lycan, duh I don't wanna play againts this hero, he's almost unstoppable, fast jungler, pusher, and killer in other words he's a monster.
3. Lone Druid, imagine a hero that has two inventory that's crazy.
Pussy:
1. Puck, I hate to say this but he's pussy, he's escape artist, that's the way he should play. The initiator that have many escape mechanism.
2. Lion , I love this hero but mana drain is gayish skill, it's like a gay doing something lol.
3. Furion , the power of rat gaming.
Manly:
Axe (For obvious reasons)
Sven (He is a fucking knight)
Centaur (Whats more manly than cleaving enemies 24/7? Oh, DUNKING THEM)
Pussy:
Tinker
Clinkz
Naga
No way. Bloodseeker's concept is killing off people who are already wounded! (Probably by much manlier heroes)
Manly:
Sven is number 1, he goes balls deep everytime.
Meepo, the most man(l)y of them all, he's 5 times the man.
Centaur, part man part beast. I live on a farm I know what kind of tackle beasts of that size pack.
Pussy:
Riki > I will hide away!
Invoker > Anyone who spends that much time on their appearance has to be a poof
Nature's Prophet > A tree hugging hippie
Kamina Ranked Men:
Sven
Axe
Veno
Engima
Phoenix
Pussyfest Tier Bitches:
Sniper
Tinker
Riki
Furion
mirana is pussiest hands down
she only runs away leaps if in danger and atacks only if arrow hits or with her invisibility thats ultimate pussy hero +4 pussies in her team cuz of her too
pudge #2 pussy cuz he never fights until he hits hooks something
void would go for pussy #3 cuz he doesnt fight unless chrono too
tinker #4 pussy all he does is farms and hides like little bitch until he gets his shitty burst combo
and #5 i guess something like sniper
but onlt first 4 that matters
'mirana is pussiest hands down
she only runs away leaps if in danger and atacks only if arrow hits or with her invisibility thats ultimate pussy hero +4 pussies in her team cuz of her too'
QFT
WK isnt manly because of Lifesteal and Ult. Lifestealer has built in BKB and hides in team mates/creeps. Axe should be top.
Pussy: Void, Brew, Tinker, NP, Sniper, Morph, WK, Lifestealer, Lycan, Bloodseeker, PL, Jugg, Mirana, TA, BH, Riki, Clinkz, Lone Druid, Naga, Ember, Void, Brood, Weaver, Spectre, Nyx, Slark, TB, Puck, Storm, QoP, DP, BR, Invoker.
Most heroes in Dota are pussy because that is how the hero is built. Their movement/esc is what makes them a good hero. If they didnt have their pussy ability all these heroes would suck.
Manly
Beastmaster - Alpha male
Omniknight
EarthShaker
Pussy
Chen - Sick ride asshole
Silencer
Invoker
Pussy:
1. Tinker every vagina in the game is learning this hero and how easy it is. Oh what items to use don't worry about it that is standard too.
2. Rikki - Probably has to be top 3 right?
3. Furion - about as difficult as ordering food from McDonalds.
4. Doom - Sounds manly plays manly but makes fake men out of weaklings.
Manly:
1. Sven - Just has to be something about him heading in ready to dominate.
2. Huskar - basically the honey badger of the list minus lots of death involved.
3. Invoker - A good invoker player like truly good is basically a one man wrecking crew. I think of Iceiceice gameplay on him.
Also plz no more lifestealer that is basically the fake manly hero all the current void pickers used to use.
Pussy n1 is void man
Manliest of manliest is axe and huskar, actually huskar is the more manly, he doesnt give a fuck about anything
Can Bristle be the manliest when half his strat at times is to turn his butt to you and run?
Gayest / Pussy
- all heroes with natural escape mechanism
- all invisible heroes
- all heroes that can surge (522 speed) - yeah including Centaur and Slardar. lol
Manliest
- Huskar, Sven, Alchemist, DK and Axe
invoker feels pretty pussy when you chase him and he takes 5 seconds to invoke ghost walk
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Post here in your opinion your top 3 manly heros and top 3 pussy/dirty heroes in your opinion. Doesn't have to be literally.
Manly
1. Huskar <--- As manly as it gets solo 1v5 the opponent team
2. Legion commander <---- Used to be a man but still is manly enough as a women
3. Sven <----- Mask of madness, bkb, god of strength 1v5 cleave rampage.
Pussy (Pretty much heroes I hate)
1. Sniper <---- Fuck this fucker and his 900 range attack and 3000 range ulti behind team mates.
2. Faceless void <---- Fuck this fucker, his nothing without his chronosphere, the fucker playing void is also a pussbag.
3. Weaver <----- 522ms invis and then timelapse away. nuff said.