General Discussionwhats your catch phrase to shut up ragers in chat/mic

muted

Nothing. Works every time.

Well on here I just post "Gratz on getting rekt" or something like that on every rage thread.

Do you like mmmm BANANAS?

I like low blood pressure and my hair so I just mute and continue with life. More games need to allow for individual mutes. Hence why I don't play other games.

I just ignore

"I would tell you to suck my dick but it's sore from the anal pounding I just gave you."

I hurl some russian at them (usually because it's only these russian cunts I can't stand). Bylad means whore and they say it after nearly every word when they are really pissed off. So I hurl some angry russian at them:

Zat Knis Blyad (shut up)
Khuyesos Blyad (cocksucker)
Mudak Blyad (asshole)
Oyobuk Blyad (retard)
ot' vali Bylad(fuckoff)
Piz'da Bylad(cunt)

You usually get some idiot russian keep trying to tell you stuff back, just keep flaming him with zat knis until he gets really mad, then force staff the cunt up cliffs around & ward his farm. Love this shit!

Would you like me to correct your writing, son?

^ doo ettt

@piz'da also means cunt in romanian haha

Well played!

i just tell them how retarded autists they are and it usualy helps

just play

^vaik

How? Teach me plz

'You smell like onions"
"Www.proactiv.com" (generally used if enemy team is cocky and/or winning)
"Who is she talking to?" (If he is a guy Rofl)

^
Then he's like "do you like onion?"
And you're "oh, yeah"
And he "oh, baby"
And then yaoi starts.

Btw, guys, there are few rules of transliteration Latinic text into Cyrillic.
For starters, apostrophe mark serves as "soft sign" replacement.
"пизда" doesn't has one (insert joke about stuffing something soft into vaginas here), so it should be written "pizda". The way you write, it has different reading and no meaning.
Also, if you use apostrophes (which you usually shouldn't) you should write "blyat' ", because there's soft sign in the actual word.
"zatknis' " is a one word, not two. It's not even a swearing. Also, nowadays "zavali" is more popular.
"uyobok" is written this way. Translit has different reading compared to English.
"otvali" doesn't has an apostrophe. Also, insulting level of this word is like saying "leave me alone" without adding "please".
You should probably use something like "syebi v tuman pidrila yebanaya" or such.
Also, adding "blyad' " after each word isn't wise. This word isn't even an insult it's a filler. You can even hear something like "I love you blyat" and this won't be an insult, neither will it mean "a whore".

here is some quality russian:
idi nahui = fuck off
cyka blyad = whore whore
zaebal = u irritatin me or smth like that
eblan ebanii = fucking fuck
pidar = faggot
huesos = cocksucker
uyebok = fucktard
dalbaiob = fucktard
mamku ebal = i fukked ur mom.
U usually just have to say : idi nahui eblan ebanii, uebok, cyka blyad pidar dalbaiob zaebal, mamku ebal.
nd usually they shut the fuck up cuz they are amazed at your russian skills.

I should try this stuff too.
"fuck off fucking fuck, fucktard, whore whore faggot fucktard u irritatin me or smth like that, I fukked ur mom"

Am I amaze?

@cute pony, perfect execution, but u gotta use the russian words, cyka.

i need some really long sentances in russian like that to really be abusive to russians. If anyone can write me a couple of really long lines so I can tell them all how I feel about russians. If you translated the line below, that would be helpful.

"What's yellow and red and looks good on Russians? ......Fire". Followed by, "but your face looks like it's already been on fire and someones put it out with a shovel"

@ steve, it will not sound good in russian, you need to tell them something about their mom, that where they rage and usually quit the game.
Something like : mamke privet - say hello to ur momma, meaning that u fucked her and you wanna say hello.
mamku ebal :) - i fucked your mom.
mamku v kino vodil - i took your mom to watch a movie . lol dunno why russians get so mad at this one.

wot did u just say to me m8 ill shank ur nan i swear on me mum

bash ye fookin head in swear on me mum

So russians really love their moms? Flame mom quit game??

@ Mary, yep.
@ Allison, rofl. :DD

I usually don't say anything but every now and then someone flips me over and I verbally lay into them. Usually with stuff targeted at their ethnicity or general mimicking of their bad english. It's bad and I need to work on it.

^havoc

Can u write some examples?

Also, school. Say something about them being a schoolkids, it will piss them off.

@ epsik, yes. call them this :
shkolinik - schoolboy
rak, rakal - i think it translates as crab but it means that you have claws and you can't press buttons, therefore you are bad at dota.

It fully translates as "cancer".

Voice chat screaming and flamming: That's the gayest voice I've ever heard.
Text spamming and flamming: Mute him or tell him to go back in his cave where people scream at each other and leave us civilised people alone.

Works everytime!

P.S.: If he keeps text flamming you can say the thing above then mute him! :D

Bonus: Tell him you muted him :D

You should also use: "that are gayest letters I've ever saw" - such a great insult overlooking you are.

I might have to keep this in a separate tab for future references <_<

"huesos = cocksucker"

Wait, is this actually true? Because "huesos" means "bones" in spanish...

OT: Normally I don't flame in game, instead I try to calm them so we can win. I flame the fuck out of them after we lose.

"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of sand flowing through your vagina"

just mute