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General Discussionwhat's the most outrageous shit talk u heard?

what's the most outrageous shit talk u heard? in General Discussion
Yoichi Isagi | Blue Lock

    Just wonder what's the most outrageous shit talk you heard on dota 2 games. I mean not swearing or cussing but real honest bullshit remarks.

    MIne? http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/598165829464239096/AA63A7D3F1A280BF9D368B97619AE927E2578597/

    OD 0-2 mid says, "the chances of you guys winning are 20/80".

    edit: Spoiler alert he goes 2-10-3 and abandons later with internal team conflict.

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    Vaikiss`742.

      ur mom

      Fakovnik

        yea, your bullshit remarks are worst, can't beat that

        Mia

          I heard someone saying EU > US

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            so if they lose od will say "it's the 20% of the time where you win" then what's the difference if od said your chances of winning are 1/99, and if they lose "it's the 1% of the time where you win"

            makes no sense

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            BenaoLifedancer

              telling me im noob or worse than any random ive met on pubs

              Vaikiss`742.

                Traxex i heard that too couldn't stop gigling nearly lost the game

                NoDE.Zafoche

                  http://thingsthatpeoplewhoplaydota2say.tumblr.com/

                  Last picking is 4 pussies

                    Hmm when someone tries to tell me Furion isn't the easiest hero in the game.

                    NoDE.Zafoche

                      Pudge killed 3 times on mid aganist my ULTRA MEGA MAGNIFICENT PA and he say me Fucking noob arteezy fangirl.
                      Kappa

                      Mid always have to gank noob

                      Whatever, we are going to win (Random drow said it vs Benao.Lifedancer.etc)

                      IO SI ERES SUPPORT PORQUE VISTES COMO UN CARRY LO HISISESE CTM NOOB / Io if u are support why are u doing a carry build CTM NOOB.
                      A peruvian alchem who in 56 min did 47 lasthits questioning my heart of tarrasque in Wisp http://i.imgur.com/Wl5cbtz.jpg

                      Mi first pudge game (and the last): You are noob, you dont have to buy objects you have to wait for get your 650 for a bottle.

                      sleave

                        Furion is not easy if played correctly. U have to use your creeps to give vision while pushing, stack, block camps if offlane, etc. Easiest hero is probably viper. All u gotta do is rightxlick

                        Hopeless

                          Telling me i had shitty farm with 800 gpm.

                          Not Bob

                            When carries tell me they need to get the neutral camp that i stacked and pulled, and insist on explaining why im such a terrible support. note that they don't necessarily need it.

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                            Hex Sigma

                              PA going solo 3 times against a farmed drow and doom. Dies everytime and proceeds to flame and say that the team sucks and that he is the best( 5k or something like that). In the end he abandoned and it turned out he was 1.9k.

                              Last picking is 4 pussies

                                "Furion is not easy if played correctly. U have to use your creeps to give vision while pushing, stack, block camps if offlane, etc. Easiest hero is probably viper. All u gotta do is rightxlick"

                                The point isn't to play something at optimal. The point is to be above average and help a team win nothing is easier than Furion. World of Warcraft level 1-10 is the equivalent of playing Furion.

                                Satellizer

                                  "let me solo rosh as drow"

                                  Russell Westbrook

                                    had a bunch of negatives flame me and say they carried with 4 negative kds versus a 20-3 tinker

                                    ♨Dacheat♨

                                      Whenever I play with people who spam stuff in Spanish and are being jerks I usually call them or their mother "stupid trouts".

                                      Tu eres una trucha estupida.

                                      NoDE.Zafoche

                                        ''Let me solo rosh''
                                        Dude? Whats wrong with it? Drow can make solo rosh in early stages of the game with a MoM

                                        Flat is Justice!

                                          yo mamas so fat...

                                          BenaoLifedancer

                                            satellizer i often say that and it works just fine

                                            Metallicize

                                              In most of my games i get this : cyka blyad uyebek rot ibal nahui eblan ebanii .

                                              Satellizer

                                                @benao/x6

                                                I know it works

                                                but some people will understand

                                                J-Man

                                                  Being called a pinyon scrub as a 14/4/12 Enchant who was forced to carry.

                                                  Zenoth

                                                    i got flamed and called a retard for picking ta which was a "shit hero, useless mid", following which that rager threw the game on purpose.

                                                    he was 5.2k mmr.

                                                    the horrors...

                                                    King of Low Prio

                                                      never forget satelizer clockwerk......

                                                      Dire Wolf

                                                        In general people shit talking my items. Like mek on viper or razor. I still get people freaking out about those at times. I had one guy flame me for shiva's on doom. Some people you just /facepalm and move on.

                                                        Also when you are put in an impossible situation and then flamed when you fail. Like you pick spectre and need safe lane, then three more people pick supports, then some shitpicker last picks nature's or doom and goes jungle so you have to SOLO OFFLANE SPECTRE. Whether you die or not you get flamed for not having farm, it's beyond stupid.

                                                        NoDE.Zafoche

                                                          Last game:
                                                          -Why u stealed aegis?
                                                          -I have more farm
                                                          -SO? I JUMPED ON ROSHAN FIRST

                                                          ROFL

                                                          Ples Mercy

                                                            1 13 7 mirana to 31 3 12 meepo:

                                                            'omfg you so noob, lucky killsteal always'

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                                                            Gustaphos

                                                              Group up with a dude on dotabuff and another one of my friend listers, then try and speak during all pick to coordinate lanes/picks. "SICLENCE" from the dotabuff guy that will remain nameless. Picks a Medusa of all things, we tri lane with me as AA and my friend as a rubick, give him space to farm top in tri lane/pull creeps, overextends dies multiple times. Thought he/she would pick usual stun character to secure kills. We lose game of course.

                                                              "DO YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME?!?!?!"

                                                              Yeah... yeah i do... sigh.

                                                              Ples Mercy

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                                                                well, sampson tends to do shit like that, that's why he is so hated to begin with.

                                                                that mom medusa though

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                                                                Gustaphos

                                                                  funny you knew who i was talking about... lol

                                                                  A little coordination would of been nice...

                                                                  Quick maffs

                                                                    ROLF that sounds like Sampson so much

                                                                    Quick maffs

                                                                      Well i have a typical one, " gg mid no ganks " says the guy to me, a OD with a 10-1 score ....

                                                                      Gustaphos

                                                                        ^

                                                                        Yes he reminds me of dave chapelle but serious. :(

                                                                        And everyone is always welcome to watch the mini-map and gank mid from top or bottom....... duh Gets pushed out and you hear "your middle tower is under attack" is a good sign for someone to come mid and attempt a gank. GAHHH