STOP with the copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it's actually inhibiting this community's ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this series is about DOTA GAMES, and the games come FIRST.
STOP with the copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it's actually inhibiting this community's ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this series is about DOTA GAMES, and the games come FIRST.
STOP with the copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it's actually inhibiting this community's ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this series is about DOTA GAMES, and the games come FIRST.
My name is Shane. I am a goblin from goblin Island. I like to do goblin things such as Dota 2 and shaving my head. I'm also a very good caster that brings a lot of contribution to the game. Thanks for listening
I hide twitch when I use the site and prefer DotaTV in client.
Twitch chat is like the mob of rome and ass cancer combined into one shitty thing.
i dropped to mg1 from mg2 today because of 3 man stack retards going all b and still not being able to hold the site
"ل͜ _•︻┻═━一 Greetings, I am Reynad's new lawyer, Gino Pasterino. It appears you are playing one of my client's decks, which is now under copyright at the US patent offices. Please desist immediately or be subject to monetary fines and penalties. No cappuccino."
STOP with the copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it's actually inhibiting this community's ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this series is about DOTA GAMES, and the games come FIRST.
The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui's stream. Arteezy pulls out his dick and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with penis in hand. RTZ looks at EE's dick and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE cum all over each other
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy's shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy's eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE's anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously fucked by his mentor. After the punishment the semen covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can't wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."
Singsing is everywhere. Singsing is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see Singsing when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel Singsing when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. Singsing is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
If liking Sing makes me fucked up, then so be it. I am one fucked up motherfucker. But you know what? Being in love makes you fucked up. It changes the way you think. You see the world differently. Colors are brighter. Happiness actually means something. Whenever I think of holding Sing's hand my stomach tightens up and I want to wrap my arms around the world.
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry's pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui
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H-hey Artour-kun. It's me Samantha-chan! I know you don't know me that well, I sit in the column closest to the door and in the back row. Oh yeah, duh... LoL, we have Chemistry together with Ms. Raphatello. Ughh, she's such a b****! Anyways I'm being such a baka (LoL that's Japanese for idiot!). Oh, do you like Anime too? I'm sure if you gave it a chance you would too if you don't already watch it ~_~. I always look at you in Chemistry and you never seem to notice me... BAHHH WHAT AM I DOING?!?! GOMENASAI Artour-kun (gomenasai means sorry in Japanese ^.^). Just wanted to say hello and I really love your stream! Good luck Artour-kun!
The Stream begins, and so my spam starts. It shall not end until my ban. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in Chat. For i am the donger in the darkness. The Bible in the Thump. I am the kappa that burns against the nazi, the pasterino that brings the dawn, the spam that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of twitch. I pledge my keyboard to the chat, for this stream and all the streams to come..
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Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which Arteezy was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of Arteezy's farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Arteezy's farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. r=tz²