General Discussionif u had to choose?

wonder wat they will choose Kappa

poos ofc

Jokes on you, djinn's are evil little (or not so little) bastards who will fuck you up no matter what you wish.

If you choose to be a virgin pro dota 2 player, at the same time you'll never manage to get a proffesional dota team/get queued with retards all the time and option 2 will involve STDs.

u could wear a condom :O? or only slay the high end punani :P

@zano

djinn, by islamic tradition, are free-willed beings able to align with allah or satan. They need not hurt you.

Still, fuck them. Better get some fairly godparents and find a loophole in their humongous rule book.

Oh well i already have the first case going on here

lol obviously virgin dota2 pro

be famous pro player go to china bitchez will want ur d 24/7 profit ?!@?!@!?

This is way too easy of a question. You just said, would you rather be a pussy magnet and be bad at something or never had pussy and be good at Dota. Just because you are a virgin doesn't mean you couldn't get pussy after the fact.

Also vandal should watch Wishmaster

im already a puss slaying dota pro

kek

DAMN SLAYIN PUSSY BUT ONLY 1.5K MMR FUK THAT SHIT HIGH MMR PUT THAT SHIT ON MY RESUME YAKNOWIMSAyIN EZ JOBS EZ LIFE FUK DOTA GET MONEY YAKNOW IMS AYIN YABISH ya

@granle~!

Fuck u i thought u were me-.- :D

Virgin pro dota2 player
You totally missed out winning ++ $5 million dollar price each year
I can have family, house and even pay my children to college

Pussy slayer is only a pick up artist, nothing special about them.

sex is for nubs. go green!

hmmmm

I think i'd just get my pole sucked while playing on the 1.5k MMR.
Pro friends would join me for my pussy magneting skills anyway, so...

virgin pro player... there are ladies out there who dig pro gamers rly hard

does sex feel that good…

lol wow I can't believe there are so many people choosing the sex since so many of you already make the decision to be virgin just for 3k, 4k, or 5k MMR. You may as well compound your decision with fictitious ones too. Any of you can get puss if you put effort into it.

i dont need a genie, i have both cuz im a genie.

ROFL

"Any of you can get puss if you put effort into it."
Yes, rape is always an option I suppose.