1. 10 min- no creeps missed (82+ lasthits minimum)
2. 10 min- 80 lh/40 deny safelane, creeps can't enter either team's tower. if they do you reset
3. 10 min- 100 LH safelane
4. 30 min- 600 LH
5. 15 min- end the game(destroy enemy ancient)
advanced ones:
1. 11 min- 120 LH
2. 30 min- 800 LH
3. 10 min- 120 CS+(LH+DN counts) as morphling -> lvl 1 strenght morph and never level anything again, turn it on and don't turn it off. buy glove of haste and a set of tangoes, you'll constantly have only 20 damage.
4. 10 min- end the game(destroy enemy ancient)
no i dont want to loose mmr, and this convo is very entertaining for my drunk ass so i sit and type while my sxy ass 20yo gf sleeps passed out in my bed and i refuse to join her
so you won 2 games without gaining mmr?
lol comon
not a good arguement
any reasonable person knows its on a large scale, blah , blah cream rises
im saying b4 now and after
there has been no rising, no cream
because your overall skill didn't change
you may have adapted to the newer patches but your skill is on average still the same. or you learned completely unnecessary stuff
hah!!!!!!!!!
seriously HAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I would accept the argument that the calibration was fucked
its even supported by evidence that i quickly lost mmr down sub 1k
but that hahhhhhh!!!!!
give me your fucking account, i'll show you what skill really is
I aint giving shit
thats not what its about, i want to improve.... on my own, i want to work for it and make gains
but you cant tell me its fool proof.... there is a problem
maybee vhs doesnt have it..
(though i imagine purchased accounts are a problem)
but this 1.6 where im matched with people like i was 6months ago and ranked based on team wins and looses. f that
the farming method is foolproof
1-3ks CAN'T deal with someone who has 6 slots in 25 min, they CAN'T no matter how bad you are
i still dotn know what you speak of
i watch like every ecko44 vid btw
learning new strats, at least for a 1.6k player i dont think is the prob
i told you to do my godamn challenges. if you execute at least half of what the challenge is in a real game you'll have 100000% winrate
hahahahhaa
ok... im intrigued... where do i get the challenges
what's funny, go do it ya lazy ass
all you do is chat here!
easy ones:
advanced ones:
all are done in lobby games, no bots 1v0
no i dont want to loose mmr, and this convo is very entertaining for my drunk ass so i sit and type while my sxy ass 20yo gf sleeps passed out in my bed and i refuse to join her
the challenges, where do i get them
in the comment above yours
lol what.. thats crazy..
i consider myself doin good with 50lh, in ranked safelane vs duel offlane
wow, i dont think im that bad but seriusly... 80.... fkn 80 no way
If it takes 80 to be 4k then shit,,,,, i got like years ahead of me
i mean creep aggro, yea i know what it is.... and can sometimes get last hits with it as spec undertower against duel lane of rape..... but 80 comon
and i do practice last hitting with spec or voker for like 5 mins a day
i did all of them (except morph i didn't finish that yet, i only so far got to 80 out of 120 with that- it's very hard)
80 LH in 10 min is just missing like at best missing a couple of creeps, it's easy as fuck
i told you, do all those challenges and you're 3k in a week
ez as fuck.... gainst duel offlane... which is all you see at 1.6
well i have a long way to go, ima go watch a couple vids and pass out
good day sir
i told you, you do them all in lobby games not normal/ranked games
1v0 lobby games.
lul thread, better u add him on steam and flirt there
I 100% agree with aaron.... so much so that I sent him a friend request on steam
You need to perform like This every Game and communicate with your team. If You want to get to 2k aim for 4k.
1.5k mmr blaming team :D Thats about the lowest mmr i ever seen bro
>Im an old man, not some highschool kid who is still learnign the ropes of getting good at shit
You're only 30 rofl, shut up.
You need to humble yourself and stop being such an idiot with a huge ego. This is coming from someone 10 years younger than you.
Drinking and playing dots is stupid.
Especially since Dota is a lot like driving.
Smoke/Eat weed/edibles instead. It helps you relax, and does not interfere with your reflexes like alcohol would.